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Friday, November 30, 2018

Pakistan's left-handed batting star Bismah Maroof could easily have married someone she wasn't a blood relative of. Instead she tied the knot with her cousin Abrar Ahmed in Lahore on Wednesday in a traditional Pakistani wedding. They are planning to have their first mutant by next fall.

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In Pakistan nothing says love'n like knocking up your cousin.

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Tremain is going to be sorry he missed this one!

#1 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2018-11-30 08:34 PM | Reply

She married her cousin??

Weren't there any goats available?

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2018-11-30 08:49 PM | Reply

The whole idea makes me want to just toss.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-11-30 09:00 PM | Reply

The ball. Toss the ball.

#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-11-30 09:01 PM | Reply

In case of confusion.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-11-30 09:01 PM | Reply

It's a Cricket thing... the ball, and all. Tossing it.

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-11-30 09:03 PM | Reply

Lol!

#7 | Posted by byrdman at 2018-11-30 09:33 PM | Reply

It's not funny. Cricket is serious business in Texas.

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-11-30 10:11 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

Nothin' says lovin' like shovin' it in your cousin.

#9 | Posted by Spork at 2018-11-30 10:31 PM | Reply

Well now we know where you are from...

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-11-30 10:45 PM | Reply

There must be a lot of inbreeding among large families, especially if the members are two Paki-a-dayers.

#11 | Posted by Spork at 2018-11-30 11:32 PM | Reply

If the ball is tossed doesn't make the person throwing it a ------?

#12 | Posted by Tor at 2018-12-01 01:03 AM | Reply

And wouldn't that person have a salad?

#13 | Posted by Danforth at 2018-12-01 01:50 AM | Reply

TOR

"If the ball is tossed doesn't make the person throwing it a ------?

Rigel posted once that was the name his ex-friend called him when she broke up with him.

#14 | Posted by Twinpac at 2018-12-01 06:56 AM | Reply

Why assume rigels x was female?

#15 | Posted by Tor at 2018-12-01 01:14 PM | Reply

So much in common with former confederate states its astonishing.

#16 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2018-12-01 01:41 PM | Reply

Why assume JTosserRigelSekakaiMain's ex was human?

#17 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2018-12-01 01:46 PM | Reply

Much as the south sometimes acts like it's run by inbred yokels it hasn't actually had an inbreeding problem for a long time.

Fun fact:

I'm not actually in or from the south I just responded to Rigels making fun of Arkansas by proving life there is better than in Pakistan and he somehow became convinced I was from Arkansas.

Inbreds are weeeeeird.

#18 | Posted by Tor at 2018-12-01 04:07 PM | Reply

#18 | Posted by Tor

The gentleman protests too much.

Like people who need to explain why they are not guilty of what they are guilty of.

JTosserRigelSekakaiMain

Why are you putting my name in there? Everyone isn't out to get you.

#19 | Posted by Sekakai at 2018-12-01 11:31 PM | Reply

Ya just knew he couldn't resist. LOL.

#20 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-12-02 03:05 AM | Reply

Does anyone else smell inbreeding?

Oh look rigel is now usingg his sekakai account.

He does because he thinks rcade doesnt know its him.

#21 | Posted by Tor at 2018-12-02 06:47 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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