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Thursday, November 29, 2018

Police say a man was killed by a wild elephant after his speeding car hit the animal near a national park in northeastern Thailand.

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Holy crap. I fretted for about two minutes this morning when I flattened a squirrel. Then I had a doughnut, and I forgot about it. Until now.

#1 | Posted by Spork at 2018-11-29 03:51 PM | Reply

Elephant steps on car, destroys engine.

Doncha just hate it when that happens.

#2 | Posted by Twinpac at 2018-11-30 02:20 AM | Reply

I've heard of people hitting moose and dying...because the moose feel through the windshield.

But damn... The elephant actually attacked the car in annoyance.

#3 | Posted by Sycophant at 2018-11-30 09:46 AM | Reply

WTG Elephant! Inter-special Instant Karma is a Pachyderm.

#4 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2018-11-30 09:52 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Maybe if the driver had remembered to bring a live mouse...

#5 | Posted by cbob at 2018-11-30 11:22 AM | Reply

When questioned by police, the pachyderm said he just didn't remember.

#6 | Posted by Spork at 2018-11-30 11:32 AM | Reply

Always defer to an elephant when the issue is trunk space.

#7 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2018-11-30 11:53 AM | Reply

According to Elephant etiquette , it's considered extremely rude to hit them with your car.

#8 | Posted by shane at 2018-11-30 03:10 PM | Reply

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2018-11-30 03:12 PM | Reply

RE#6

Too much helium you rat. Btw- there is a helium shortage. Thanks a lot Heliumrat!

Good thing you changed your name.

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2018-11-30 05:46 PM | Reply

I've heard of people hitting moose and dying...because the moose feel through the windshield.

#3 | POSTED BY SYCOPHANT AT 2018-11-30 09:46 AM | FLAG: MMMHHMMMMM

if you are going fast enough... hitting a moose can shear the top of your car off.

I had a friend die scooting up the Glen Highway in AK on his rice rocket insert himself into the side of a moose. He was decapitated and the moose disembowelled... so it worked out for both.

#11 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2018-12-01 09:23 AM | Reply

If you are going to bang elephants, do it gently.

#12 | Posted by bored at 2018-12-01 10:20 AM | Reply

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