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Saturday, October 13, 2018

A man who police say was run over with a lawn mower while trying to kill his son with a chain saw has had to have his leg amputated. The Bristol Herald Courier reports that a warrant for 76-year-old Douglas Ferguson couldn't be served until Tuesday because of the severity of his injuries.

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A man who police say was run over with a lawn mower while trying to kill his son with a chain saw has had to have his leg amputated.

I'm currently consulting Dr. Google for emergency room pics of amputated legs ...

#1 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2018-10-13 08:51 PM | Reply

Now, I ask you...

With all the universe of hillbilly, toothless, simple-minded trumpers available to choose from for a generic image of a trump voter, this guy's photo is Ace Number One King of New York.

#2 | Posted by paltroon1 at 2018-10-13 08:56 PM | Reply

Lawnmower becomes a limb trimmer.

#3 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-10-13 09:04 PM | Reply

Karma is a bitch.

#4 | Posted by bat4255 at 2018-10-13 09:26 PM | Reply

George Jones drove one to the liquor store while drunk.

Maybe my favorite George Jones story ever.

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2018-10-13 09:27 PM | Reply

Damn democrats!

#6 | Posted by Gr8Music at 2018-10-13 09:32 PM | Reply

Man Run Over by Mower While Trying to Kill Son with Chainsaw, Sentient People Point and Laugh

#7 | Posted by RevDarko at 2018-10-13 09:47 PM | Reply

Ahhhh flyover states. Always commanding respect.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2018-10-13 09:53 PM | Reply

That's the son's story anyway.

#9 | Posted by bayviking at 2018-10-13 09:57 PM | Reply

Probably sue the dealer that sold the mower

#10 | Posted by eberly at 2018-10-13 10:03 PM | Reply

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These two must be transplants from Florida.

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2018-10-13 10:23 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

jEvery time I see headlines like these I'm thinking "Florida Man again?" Narrow miss with TN this time

#12 | Posted by hamburglar at 2018-10-14 01:03 AM | Reply

This is a quality headline.

#13 | Posted by cbob at 2018-10-14 10:12 AM | Reply

Good to know that lawnmower beats chainsaw.

#14 | Posted by horstngraben at 2018-10-14 10:53 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Damn.

#15 | Posted by fresno500 at 2018-10-14 11:41 AM | Reply

Non-stop entertainment from Trump Country.

#16 | Posted by Angrydad at 2018-10-14 04:37 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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