Boydirk, Indy and Douchegood have been too busy working on this letter to the UN:
Mr. Zeid Ra'ad Al Hussein, High Commissioner
Office of the United Nations Human Rights Commission (UNHRC)
Committee on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights
52 rue des Pâquis
CH-1201 Geneva, Switzerland
ISIS High Command
Somewhere along the Syria-Iraq border
Complaint that ANTIFA is culturally appropriating our uniforms and tactics
Dear Mr. Al Hussein:
As you may know, there is a new category of outrage that "social justice warriors" the world over are fighting to stop: "cultural appropriation." Loosely defined, this outrage occurs whenever a person, group or organization begins adopting the habits and mannerisms that originate elsewhere. Learn more here and here.
In this vein, we are writing to file a formal complaint with the UNHRC's Committee on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights, regarding a matter that we consider most serious: the fact that the recently-organized, global "ANTIFA" movement has:
(1) Culturally appropriated what is clearly ISIS's trademark black uniforms
(2) Culturally appropriated the terror-tactics we employ while wearing these uniforms
We hereby request that the UNHRC's CESCR begin an immediate investigation into this matter, and, if you concur that ANTIFA is culturally appropriating ISIS, that you use all means at your disposal to put a stop to it. You could start by visiting this ANTIFA website, which contains links to many of its affiliates throughout the world.
ISIS High Command
PS: You might mention to the ANTIFA punks that in quite a few aspects, we are at war with the very same people, organizations and ideas, and, in fact, Western civilization itself. So, if you could arrange a sit-down over tea with us, and them, it might serve all of our interests, and provide a holistic, inclusive resolution to our complaint. Thanks!