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Wednesday, April 25, 2018

After 35 years of drinking, nudity, debauchery and tens of thousands of Rocky Mountain oysters, the Testicle Festival is over.

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Hmm. Yeah. News. I liked this part:

The festival, whose motto was ''have a ball,'' grew as much in notoriety as sheer size over the years, as thousands came to Clinton to take part in the wet T-shirt contest and the Undie 500 tricycle race.

#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2018-04-25 04:41 PM | Reply

That's too bad. I have driven past that place a time or 2. It is just off I 90.

#2 | Posted by Sniper at 2018-04-25 05:46 PM | Reply

As far as I know the one in Toronto, OH is still on.

See you all there on May 11

#3 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2018-04-25 06:09 PM | Reply

RIP Testi Fest. A place where many brain and sperm cells were burned.

#4 | Posted by uncle_meat at 2018-04-25 06:54 PM | Reply

What does it feel like to chew on a --------?

#5 | Posted by bayviking at 2018-04-25 07:25 PM | Reply

Boys will be boys, too bad people have to die.

#6 | Posted by danni at 2018-04-25 07:27 PM | Reply

What does it feel like to chew on a --------?

POSTED BY BAYVIKING AT 2018-04-25 07:25 PM | REPLY

I've ate a raw one once. It's chewy but oh so good and meaty rich. It's hard to describe.

#7 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-04-25 07:28 PM | Reply

Did you chase it down with raw milk? :)

#8 | Posted by patron at 2018-04-25 08:01 PM | Reply

Rocky Mtn. Oysters are great! It's chewy white meat sort of like chicken.

#9 | Posted by uncle_meat at 2018-04-25 08:56 PM | Reply

As far as I know the one in Tiro, OH is still on.
See you all there on May 11

#3 | POSTED BY MRSILENCEDOGOOD

Fixed.

That's Tiro, OH.

Not Toronto.

Ducking autocorrect.

#10 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2018-04-25 09:26 PM | Reply

Boys will be boys, too bad people have to die.

#6 | Posted by danni

They are calf nuts and cutting them off does NOT kill the calf.

#11 | Posted by Sniper at 2018-04-26 12:51 PM | Reply

They are calf nuts and cutting them off does NOT kill the calf.

Maintaining a perfect record of yapping without reading.

#12 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-04-26 02:06 PM | Reply

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