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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

A mysterious "half human, half animal" creature has been caught on camera after it was said to have savaged two dogs.

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The beast is reported to have been spotted prowling through the streets of Santa Fe, Argentina.

The photo was taken after it was said to have butchered a German shepherd and a pit bull.

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Looks like Scooby Doo.

#1 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2018-04-17 01:46 PM | Reply

Thats one ugly dog.

GOATMAN kept a loaded gun under his pillow in case a Chupacabra broke in and tried to molest him or worse.

#2 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2018-04-17 03:28 PM | Reply

looks like a great Dane with some Flash Dance leg warmers on.

#3 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2018-04-17 04:00 PM | Reply

If they got an actual human to narrate it just wouldn't be the same. I love "Santa F. E."

#4 | Posted by YAV at 2018-04-17 04:08 PM | Reply

The photo is so grainy it's impossible to judge its authenticity.

#5 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-04-17 04:11 PM | Reply

I am going to rock that music at my next party.

#6 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2018-04-17 04:11 PM | Reply

It's a hairless cougar!
It's Gracie!

#7 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2018-04-17 04:13 PM | Reply | Funny: 7

The photo is so grainy it's impossible to judge its authenticity.

Excuse me?

Did you read the title of this thread?

UNDENIABLE PHOTO!

#8 | Posted by YAV at 2018-04-17 04:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The photo is so grainy it's impossible to judge its authenticity.

POSTED BY JEFFJ AT 2018-04-17 04:11 PM | REPLY

You ain't as good as Buffalo Bob I take it. He could detect smoke from Uranus and tell you the diameter of pipe used to make it too.

#9 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-04-17 04:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

I'll deny it.

There, proved you wrong.

#10 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2018-04-17 04:34 PM | Reply

If you click on the video there is a much clearer image than the one on the front page of the story, But yeah, so are so getting eaten by a Chupacabra. Anyway, it could have been a stuffed animal that was propped up, but the most likely explanation is that we are all, in fact, doomed.

#11 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2018-04-17 05:13 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

That's Tremain and his goat's love child.

#12 | Posted by patron at 2018-04-17 05:44 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

#10 So what you are saying is that it's a werewolf and not a Chupacabra at all. Understandable, but also a beginners mistake (werewolves don't look like that at all).

#13 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2018-04-17 05:53 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

the most likely explanation is that we are all, in fact, doomed.

#11 | Posted by HeliumRat

Not if we build that wall!

Oh and we will build a wall, folks, don't even worry about it, Go to sleep. Go home, go to sleep, rest assured.

Don't even think about it. And who's gonna pay for it now? Argentina!

We are gonna build that wall 100%!

MAGA!
(Make America Goofy Again)

#14 | Posted by donnerboy at 2018-04-17 07:02 PM | Reply

"The photo is so grainy it's impossible to judge its authenticity.
POSTED BY JEFFJ"

Therefore, the cops were justfied in shooting it.
POSTED BY JEFFJ

#15 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-04-18 01:04 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

i'm scared.

#16 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-04-18 01:48 AM | Reply

definitely a Chupacabra.

#17 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-04-18 01:52 AM | Reply

so you won't have to login to fakebook:
photos.app.goo.gl

#18 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-04-18 04:10 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

That does appear to be one. I can't see if it has dark grey spots, but the deer-like head and swiveling ears appear to correlate. These things allegedly hypnotize their prey.

#19 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2018-04-18 04:49 AM | Reply

#18 What the hell?! What is that?! That was awesome! Bookmarked for future use.

#20 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2018-04-18 04:57 AM | Reply

A screaming prairie dog - totally awesome.

Also, a registered democrat.

#21 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2018-04-18 01:08 PM | Reply

here ya go HRAT.
youtu.be

#22 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-04-18 04:56 PM | Reply

...that one's a Republican.

#23 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-04-18 04:57 PM | Reply

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