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Friday, April 13, 2018

If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. If you blame half a ton of impounded cannabis that's gone missing on said mouse, it probably won't go over well with the judge. Eight officers near Buenos Aires, Argentina, were let go after they claimed that weed missing from their warehouse had been eaten by hungry rodents. According to the cops, mice ate 540 kilograms of confiscated cannabis that was supposed to be in storage for the past two years, according to a report by the Guardian. That's more than 1,000 pounds of marijuana. The discrepancy was discovered during a warehouse inspection for impounded drugs in Pilar, just over 30 miles from Buenos Aires.





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Shoot as many unarmed innocent people as you want, just don't lose our profits,,, er,,, evidence...

#1 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2018-04-13 11:37 AM | Reply

"LOL" - mice

#2 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2018-04-13 01:04 PM | Reply


#3 | Posted by qcp at 2018-04-13 02:55 PM | Reply

Sloppy. In this country, we simply change the evidence inventory. "No sir, we only got 500 lbs of Marijuana. Not 1,000 lbs. Check the log for yourself. It's in the word file on the computer."

#4 | Posted by Sycophant at 2018-04-13 03:51 PM | Reply

Those mice had the worst case of the munchies in history.

#5 | Posted by danni at 2018-04-13 04:24 PM | Reply


#6 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2018-04-13 06:29 PM | Reply

Well it's probably a b.s. excuse, but I have five chickens that consumed 15,000-17,000 of organic waste last year.

#7 | Posted by memyselfini at 2018-04-13 06:37 PM | Reply

"but I have five chickens that consumed 15,000-17,000 of organic waste"

They only ever saw two mice... they named them Cheech and Chong.

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2018-04-13 07:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

i still want to know why they were fired.

#9 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-04-13 08:07 PM | Reply

When I was young and broke I had a pot eating black lab. One day I came home and not only was my bag empty but the box of girl scout cookies was et too.

What you gonna do? You can't fire your dog.

#10 | Posted by bruceaz at 2018-04-13 08:52 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Hmmmm...those "mice" must be millennial libs, but 1,000 lbs over 2 years would only be two at most, probably just one.

Why is this article even here???

#11 | Posted by Gr8Music at 2018-04-13 10:02 PM | Reply

Mice were suspected in carting off pot in Wichita evidence locker a few years back.


#12 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-04-13 10:23 PM | Reply

Laugh if you want....But have any of you ever SEEN one of those Argentinian mice? OMG

#13 | Posted by ABlock at 2018-04-14 10:04 AM | Reply

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