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Friday, April 13, 2018

Cancel your summer plans, forget what you're doing in May and prepare for the end of life.

The date for our collective departure from this mortal coil is April 23.

According to the wacky theory, the moon, sun and Jupiter are going to align in Virgo, triggering the start of the biblical Rapture. Pay attention because a lot is going to happen on that night. We are going to see the rise of the Antichrist, the onset of World War III and seven years of Tribulation and planet Nibiru – an as yet unproven entity – will appear in the skies.

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Nasa has said the ‘death planet' doesn't exist and the date of the Nibiru apocalypse has been wrong multiple times in the past.

Metro.co.uk has exclusive evidence of Nibiru's failure – you're reading this so you aren't dead yet.

Soviet-born American writer Zecharia Sitchin first wrote about Nibiru in his hit 1976 book ‘The 12th Planet' where he claimed it was inhabited by a race of ‘ancient aliens' – the Annunaki – who had created the human race.

Sitchin's work remains in print and has a devoted following around the world. Nigel Watson, author of the UFO Investigations Manual says, ‘Zecharia Sitchin claims that Nibiru collided with a planet called Tiamat that was situated between Mars and Jupiter.

The result was the creation of the asteroid belt and planet Earth.'

‘Nibiru is populated by the Anunnaki, an advanced humanoid race, who visited Earth thousands of years to mine gold in Africa. As an outcome of needing workers to carry out these mining operations they used genetics to create Homo Sapiens.'

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According to the wacky theory, the moon, sun and Jupiter are going to align in Virgo, triggering the start of the biblical Rapture. David Meade, who has previously predicted the end of the world, said: ‘By early April of 2018, the disappearance of the Church (all true Christians worldwide also known as the Rapture) will occur.
I dont remember any of this in The 12th Planet. Isn't the orbit supposed to be like 36,000 years? If the last pass-by was the start of the Neolitic his math is off by a factor of 10.

The truncated bullet points of the 'article' are quite something. It is all about what they don't say, eh?

#1 | Posted by BluSky at 2018-04-13 08:24 AM | Reply

Gawd I hope it's true!!

#2 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2018-04-13 11:31 AM | Reply

Thread is trolling for local Sitchin expert Buffalo Bob... he has some 'splainin' to do.

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2018-04-13 11:57 AM | Reply

Can't it wait until the 24th?

My birthday is the 23rd and I have the day off work.

#4 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-04-13 03:47 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

My birthday is the 23rd and I have the day off work.

#4 | Posted by JeffJ

Well, you should at least be hung over for the end of the World.

#5 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2018-04-13 11:09 PM | Reply

Can't it wait until the 24th?
My birthday is the 23rd and I have the day off work.
#4 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-04-13 03:47 PM | Reply | Flag:| Funny: 1

"Happy extinction!"

#6 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2018-04-14 12:47 AM | Reply

Lie down with a paper bag over your head.

#7 | Posted by bored at 2018-04-14 02:51 PM | Reply

LOL this will mark a bakers dozen end times events I'm gonna live through.

#8 | Posted by Tor at 2018-04-14 10:41 PM | Reply

On a Monday. Figures.

#9 | Posted by TheTom at 2018-04-15 02:01 AM | Reply

#8 | POSTED BY TOR
"LOL this will mark a bakers dozen end times events I'm gonna live through."

I suppose they figure the odds are they'll eventually be right.

#10 | Posted by TheTom at 2018-04-15 02:03 AM | Reply

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