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Sunday, January 28, 2018

The Trump family wanted to borrow a painting by Vincent van Gogh from the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum to adorn their White House residence. Instead, they were offered a solid gold toilet titled, "America," according to a report in the Washington Post. More fascinating still, the 18-karat gold toilet, according to the Post, has been occupying the museum's fifth floor for visitors to use. The piece has been described as symbolizing excesses of the United States. Museum curator Nancy Spector, in an email to the White House obtained by the Post, offered the "America" piece, "should the president and first lady have any interest in installing it in the White House." Needless to say, the toilet piece -- created by contemporary Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan -- was perhaps not what President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump had in mind.





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Now that was some world class trolling right there, kids.

WTG Guggenheim.

#1 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2018-01-26 04:44 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

A gold toilet would be perfect for the bloated, child-raping------------- aficionado.

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2018-01-26 07:45 PM | Reply

Art for a shitty POTUS.

#3 | Posted by bored at 2018-01-27 12:53 PM | Reply

A throne worthy of the Grand Dookie of Washington, DC.

#4 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-27 12:59 PM | Reply

Googs for the win!

#5 | Posted by hamburglar at 2018-01-27 01:31 PM | Reply

When you gotta Gogh, you gotta go.

#6 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2018-01-28 01:00 AM | Reply

"A genius I am" he said as he left in a huff
"I feel a tweet coming on"
So it's off to the Van Gogh
Two sickly white hams straddle the throne,
'gonna get mean..down to the bone
Two tiny little thumbs starting to twitter
"I'm king of the world", but still so bitter
with Donnies' bestest words the twitterverse pukes
vitriol and bile and endless rebukes
A cheeseburger... smartphone and twitter
The 45th president of the United states of America
...on his golden shitter

#7 | Posted by ABlock at 2018-01-28 05:37 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

You don't see much poesy around these parts.
Dealing with Donald as he strains and farts. A+

#8 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-28 05:47 PM | Reply

Smart, nice way to get black listed.

#9 | Posted by Crassus at 2018-01-28 09:53 PM | Reply

A gold shitter for the golden shithead.


#10 | Posted by 726 at 2018-01-29 11:45 AM | Reply

It would've been funnier if they offered him a golden shower head.

#11 | Posted by sentinel at 2018-01-29 05:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

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