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A task as commonplace as pubic hair grooming could be hurting you more than you think. According to a new study, one out of four individuals reported getting hurt while trimming their pubic hair. The more frequently and extensively one groomed, the more likely they were to injure themselves.

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"The study, surveying almost 7,600 U.S. adults ages 18 to 65, found that 50 to 87 percent had some form of pubic grooming. A staggering 94 percent revealed that they groomed themselves, and the most commonly used tools were razors, electric razors, scissors, wax, and laser hair removal.

About 26 percent disclosed having injuries while grooming, or over 560 men and almost 870 women. Of those who reported injuries, 61 percent experienced a cut, 23 percent had burns, and 12 percent suffered rashes.

Nine percent of those with injuries thought they had an infection after the grooming incident. Seventy-nine participants who had an injury needed medical care, with 49 using antibiotics and 36 having a cut fixed or an abscess drained."

#1 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-10 01:16 PM | Reply

Use Nair. It works it burns but it works.

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-01-10 01:23 PM | Reply

From the study, it appears this is something one shouldn't pussyfoot around with.

#3 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-10 01:44 PM | Reply

Pubic hair grooming is something I've always thought to be a little strange. It seems to have become fashionable over the last 20 years or so. To me it's being overly fastidious about appearance.

I'm sorry, maybe it's just me, but that's a part of the body that's supposed to be "wild & woolly."

#4 | Posted by shane at 2018-01-10 02:00 PM | Reply

I won't date em if they need to.
- Roy Moore

#5 | Posted by bored at 2018-01-10 03:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 4 | Newsworthy 1

Pubic lice are nearing extinction because everyone's trimming their -----.

If everyone who trimmed their ----- voted in every election, we could get rid of the pubic lice in government too.

#6 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 05:31 PM | Reply

It seems to have become fashionable over the last 20 years or so.
#4 | POSTED BY SHANE

It's not because of fashion Shane....

Do we need to have a birds and the bees talk? I know your like 70....but S--T man think....

I'll leave it at, there are good reasons to be well groomed in today's dating world........

#7 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2018-01-10 05:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

"If that were true more men would be into women with tiny -----."

Or, you can tell it's true because so many men are into women without pubic hair.

And, it's a lot easier to remove hair than pounds of flesh.

Look at labiaplasty in Australia. Why so prevalent there? Because of pornography.

#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 06:07 PM | Reply

Loose lips sink ships.

#11 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-10 06:15 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Look at labiaplasty in Australia. Why so prevalent there? Because of pornography.

#10 | Posted by snoofy

Pornography is not pedophilia.

If most of the men who preferred shaved women were actually pedophiles, then those men would also prefer no breasts, lack of makeup, and everything else that looks like a young girl. But those are not increasing in prevalence. It's just -----. They're rough and scratchy and smooth skin feels better. It doesn't mean anything about pedophilia.

Just say you prefer a big bush and stop psychoanalyzing people who don't share your fetish.

#12 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 06:46 PM | Reply

They're rough and scratchy and smooth skin feels better. It doesn't mean anything about pedophilia.

Lmfao.

It's all based in pedophilia, and clearly documented in the past 40 years of pornography, as it goes from full bush to landing strip to smooth as a newborn baby's bottom.

To the point that, as you said to me, the preference for the natural state of adult genitalia is described as a "fetish."

(For men, it's based on that mansion thing I mentioned earlier.)

#13 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 06:56 PM | Reply

"Pornography is not pedophilia."

Pornography is ripe with depictions of adultt-child power play sexual interactions; dads that do the babysitter, stepmoms and stepdads doing stepchildren, teachers doing students, and so on.

#14 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 07:01 PM | Reply

Pornography is ripe with depictions of adultt-child power play sexual interactions; dads that do the babysitter, stepmoms and stepdads doing stepchildren, teachers doing students, and so on.

#14 | Posted by snoofy

It's also ripe with "MATURE" and "----" stuff. And guess what? They shave their cooches too. Explain that.

#15 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 07:08 PM | Reply

Looks like Snoofy has done plenty of one-handed research on this issue.

#16 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2018-01-10 07:12 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"It's also ripe with "MATURE" and "----" stuff."

Pretty sure there's less old on old than old on young.

Obviously I was being overly dramatic when I said it's all thanks to pedophilia. Hair blocks the view too. But I'd say, mostly, it's pedophilia.

It's certainly cultural. Our culture sexualizes children, e.g. JonBenet.

It's understandable that there can be people who prefer to shave, and prefer the same in their partner. It's likewise understandable that this desire can stem from a fondness for children, or from other reasons.

#17 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 07:17 PM | Reply

The words "child" and "young" are being thrown out with no definitions.

I don't see how pedophilia is at the root of shaving -----.

#18 | Posted by eberly at 2018-01-10 07:22 PM | Reply

It's understandable that there can be people who prefer to shave, and prefer the same in their partner. It's likewise understandable that this desire can stem from a fondness for children, or from other reasons.

#17 | Posted by snoofy

Well that sounds far more reasonable than upthread. It CAN stem from pedophilia. But the widespread removal of pubic hair is not due to widespread pedophilia, nor is it causing more people to turn into pedophiles. Some things just look better to most people and are pleasing to other senses as well.

#19 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 07:23 PM | Reply

I love my merkin,
My merkin loves me.
I love my merkin by the cock-a-doodle tree.
My little merkin says cock-a-doodle doo...
Deedoodle-deedoodle-deedoodle-deedoo.

#20 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-10 07:35 PM | Reply

"Some things just look better to most people and are pleasing to other senses as well."

And this is a sexual pleasure the human race didn't discover en masse until 1993?

I can't really believe that. Something else is driving it. Something cultural.

#21 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 07:38 PM | Reply

"Some things just look better to most people and are pleasing to other senses as well."

And this is a sexual pleasure the human race didn't discover en masse until 1993?

I can't really believe that. Something else is driving it. Something cultural.

#22 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 07:38 PM | Reply

Dammit! That's twice today.

#23 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 07:39 PM | Reply

"Something else is driving it"

widespread access to the internet and porn.

#24 | Posted by eberly at 2018-01-10 07:43 PM | Reply

I can't really believe that. Something else is driving it. Something cultural.

#22 | Posted by snoofy

Yeah. Porn. People see a shaved ----- and say "Whoa that looks even better. I should try that!"
It doesn't make that person a pedophile.

Porn shows people a lot of things they can try in bed they never thought of themselves. ---------- used to be rare or scandalous too. Its normalization doesn't mean there's a rise in ----------.

#25 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 07:48 PM | Reply

No doubt Eberly.

But, what's driving the trend in porn?

Or rather, what drove it; we're pretty much at an endpoint here.

#26 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 07:48 PM | Reply

"But, what's driving the trend in porn?"

the realization that shaved women appear thinner and shaved men appear to have larger dicks.

#27 | Posted by eberly at 2018-01-10 08:09 PM | Reply

But, what's driving the trend in porn?

Or rather, what drove it; we're pretty much at an endpoint here.

#26 | Posted by snoofy

Money. More views = more $. They discovered they get more views with shaved cooches than hairy ones.

Porn didn't invent ------- shaving. They simply discovered they would make more money if they used shaved --------, because people seemed to prefer it. Same way any new craze takes over. A thing that a few people like is shown to more people who discover they like it too, capitalists realize they can make money by selling the new craze.

It's not brainwashing or pedophilia. You can still find hairy bush porn if you look for it. But the fact that it's no longer the norm indicates that it's not what most people prefer.

#28 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 08:13 PM | Reply

"Same way any new craze takes over"

Why can't pedophilia be the craze?
You know the name Roy Moore, right?
Kevin Spacey?
Bakersfield?
"To Catch A Predator?"

#29 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 08:20 PM | Reply

Well it's easier to see the valley if the forest is removed.

#30 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-01-10 08:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Why can't pedophilia be the craze?
You know the name Roy Moore, right?
Kevin Spacey?
Bakersfield?
"To Catch A Predator?"

#29 | Posted by snoofy

Because you can't build a craze around a mental illness.

Roy Moore was a pedophile in the 70s before internet porn or even VHS porn.

And i could make a documentary about almost any subject to convince you it's a threatening new trend. Doesn't mean it's real.

#31 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 08:30 PM | Reply

-Why can't pedophilia be the craze?

Because it isn't.

#32 | Posted by eberly at 2018-01-10 08:38 PM | Reply

Because you said so, I take it.

#33 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 08:42 PM | Reply

"Because you can't build a craze around a mental illness."

You must not be one of those "liberalism is a mental illness" guys.

Comet Pizza kinda tells me you can build a craze around pedophilia, is the thing, Eberly.

#34 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 08:44 PM | Reply

Snoofy, you appear to need your theory to be true....for whatever reason.

There's no evidence but you'll insist anyway.

#35 | Posted by eberly at 2018-01-10 08:50 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Comet Pizza kinda tells me you can build a craze around pedophilia, is the thing, Eberly.

#34 | Posted by snoofy

Whipping people into an anti pedophilia frenzy is so unrelated to turning people into pedophiles, which is what you are suggesting can be done by showing them shaved cooches. I hope you're joking.

#36 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 08:55 PM | Reply

Eberly, I think the sexualization of children plays a role; how big is hard to say.

Bakersfield was all about pedophilia, for example. The DA's office knowingly falsely portrayed those kids as victims of sexual abuse. That... is sexual abuse of children. And damn near the whole country watched, without even realizing they were being conned by abusers of children, until it was far too late.

#37 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 09:00 PM | Reply

Is anyone else more than a little creeped out by Snoofy's insistence that this is all about pedophilia? Coupled with his demands for Madbombers daughters, I think he needs professional help...or a restraining order keeping him away from schools.

#38 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2018-01-10 09:07 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Whipping people into an anti pedophilia frenzy is so unrelated to turning people into pedophiles"

I disagree. I'd say the apple doesnt fall too far from the tree.

It takes a special kind of mindset to think Hillary Clinton is running a pedophile ring out of a pizza joint, based on the evidence presented. One of those mindsets is: pedophile.

Let me walk it back for you: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

#39 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 09:09 PM | Reply

"Is anyone else more than a little creeped out by Snoofy's insistence that this is all about pedophilia?"

You sure didn't seem creeped out in your #16.

Awkward!

#40 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 09:11 PM | Reply

It takes a special kind of mindset to think Hillary Clinton is running a pedophile ring out of a pizza joint, based on the evidence presented. One of those mindsets is: pedophile.

#39 | Posted by snoofy

No that mindset is MORON.

Morons and pedophiles are completely unrelated.

You can't make someone want to screw children by showing them grown women without ----- any more than you can give someone celiac disease by offering them gluten free bread.

They either have the condition or they don't.

#41 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2018-01-10 09:19 PM | Reply

Eberly, I think the sexualization of children plays a role; how big is hard to say.

I think you're like most SJW types in that you feel you owe it to you SJW ancestors to keep up the fight yada yada yada.

Which usually means you look for problems where they don't really exist or you blow minor problems/issues up into unrecognizable monstrosities.

For instance, your pedophilia thing on this thread.

It's probably not so dire or worrisome as our society being riddled with pedophiles or near pedophiles. It probably has more to do with men having evolutionary programmed responses to women with certain traits, ie proportioned, perky -----, nice skin ect.

So no, I don't think porn is being driven by a pedophilia-based market but an extreme version of the visual cues our brains react to sexually. Which is why porn stars tend to be younger to begin with and the older ones get plastic surgery, implants ect to maintain a more youthful appearance.

#42 | Posted by jpw at 2018-01-10 10:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Morons and pedophiles are completely unrelated."

They are, but if you're a pedophile, the existence of a pedophile ring run by corrupt politicians might not sound quite so preposterous to you.

In fact it sounds believable to me, as a general principle, owing to what happened with Belgium's supreme court, the Catholic Church things, the Jehovah's Witness thing, etc. etc.

Plenty of right-wingers will tell you that Islam is a pedophilia based religion.

So, no, it's not really all that unrelated. There's some real overlap in those Venn Diagram circles.

#43 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 10:45 PM | Reply

"So no, I don't think porn is being driven by a pedophilia-based market"

Some of it is, else there wouldn't be an emphasis on having just turned 18 and finally big enough to do the things you couldn't do yesterday.

And of course there are countless scenes that get filmed and never see the light of day because the actor lied about her age, and nobody cared except lawyers, later.

#44 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 10:47 PM | Reply

"Which usually means you look for problems where they don't really exist or you blow minor problems/issues up into unrecognizable monstrosities."

That's actually what happened at Bakersfield.

#45 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 10:47 PM | Reply

This is why hot waxing is the only way to go [plus stays smoother longer].

#46 | Posted by MSgt at 2018-01-10 10:51 PM | Reply

Some of it is, else there wouldn't be an emphasis on having just turned 18 and finally big enough to do the things you couldn't do yesterday.

Or maybe because 18 is about as nubile as it gets without getting your name on a list for life.

It's the nubility and associated favorable sexual traits, not "dude, she's practically a kid!".

#47 | Posted by jpw at 2018-01-10 10:57 PM | Reply

That's actually what happened at Bakersfield.

#45 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

I'm honestly not sure what this means.

#48 | Posted by jpw at 2018-01-10 10:58 PM | Reply

It means this. en.wikipedia.org

#49 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 11:01 PM | Reply

This is why hot waxing is the only way to go [plus stays smoother longer].

Posted by MSgt at 2018-01-10 10:51 PM | Reply

That or plucking. Nair lasts but not as long or so I'm told.

#50 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-01-10 11:01 PM | Reply

"Or maybe because 18 is about as nubile as it gets without getting your name on a list for life."

That's not a very compelling argument that it isn't rooted in pedophilia.

For the record, I don't think it's necessarily rooted in pedophilia, but it's certainly a simulacrum thereof.

#51 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-10 11:03 PM | Reply

You sure didn't seem creeped out in your #16.
Awkward!

Actually, I was trying to get you to shut the hell up, since I was referring to you doing the one handed pedophilia "research."

Sorry that didn't penetrate your "child like" focus.

#52 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2018-01-10 11:13 PM | Reply

#63

"I know you are but what am I"

Grow the f' up.

And stay away from children.

#54 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2018-01-10 11:20 PM | Reply

Good God Snoofy!!!..... Apparently, you found the porn I stashed at your mom's house. You really watched 40 years worth of porn over the weekend, dam even the reel to reel "hand" me downs I got from your grandma?!?

It's simple girls don't like pubic hair stuck in their teeth, and guess what guys don't like pubic hair stuck in their teeth either.

Then also for the lady's, it's cleaner, when they are menstrual (aka the Dragon as I call it).... Yes I have gf's that have said that.

Plus it looks nicer. IMO

#55 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2018-01-11 12:44 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Looks like a child. IMO.

#56 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-11 12:48 AM | Reply

Hmmmm Snoofy actually likes a Bush....

#57 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2018-01-11 12:56 AM | Reply

www.teepublic.com

#58 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-11 02:24 AM | Reply

If the house is vacant you still have to mow the lawn.

#59 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2018-01-11 07:39 AM | Reply

I'm with Snoofy on this. I'm not all in with the Poro thing .but Shaved women turn me off .

"I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy
Ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied "

The Cowsills

#60 | Posted by patron at 2018-01-11 12:19 PM | Reply

RightOCenter, listen up:

You're the pedophile. It's obvious, but probably only to me.

You've accused me of pedophilia on three separate occasions on the DR in about the past six months.

Your Hollywood freakout -- curiously accompanied with silence about disgraced Republicans, and vociferous lashing of Democrats -- was another "tell."

What this all ads up to is this: You've normalized pedophilia to the extent it becomes a political football to you. To you it is not inherently reprehensible, regardless of party. Instead, it's just another wedge issue you can use to score political points.

If I can tell, people who are actually in your life can tell too, and they will likely be supportive of you, if you make an earnest effort to improve yourself.

I know this is a lot to process, I'm sorry, but you're better off with somebody calling you out on this.

Have a nice day.

#61 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-11 01:07 PM | Reply

wow, so Snoofy can't push this insane idea that we're immersed with pedos running around nor can he get anybody here to buy into it.

and now he's resorted to just outright accusing someone of being a pedophile.

enough is enough.

shut this stupid thread down and extend a vacation to him.

#62 | Posted by eberly at 2018-01-11 01:12 PM | Reply

I'm kinda digging this 'Snoofy is a pedophile' meme. I may have to roll with it:

Is anyone else more than a little creeped out by Snoofy's insistence that this is all about pedophilia? Coupled with his demands for Madbombers daughters, I think he needs professional help...or a restraining order keeping him away from schools...and Chuckie Cheese

#38 | POSTED BY RIGHTOCENTER


I will also point out: It's not often I can say that Speaksoftly is the voice of reason on a thread.

#63 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 01:18 PM | Reply

#63
BS ROC called Snoofy puedo first.

#64 | Posted by patron at 2018-01-11 01:21 PM | Reply

You have to admit a shaved women probably would be more appealing to people who also like the schoolgirl outfit look.

#65 | Posted by patron at 2018-01-11 01:27 PM | Reply

#60 | Posted by patron, nope, the Cowsills covered that song but it came from the musical Hair. I tried this once, but some of us are prone to ingrown hairs if we shave that area.

#66 | Posted by docnjo at 2018-01-11 01:34 PM | Reply

When it comes to women, I like things fairly natural. No shaved nether region and no fake rack. But it ends there. Yes to shaved armpits and legs. Yes to daily showering and basic grooming. Makeup only when going out. Comfortable clothes whenever possible. Especially yoga pants. I hope those things NEVER go out of favor. They rock!

#67 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 01:36 PM | Reply

Thanks I stand corrected

#68 | Posted by patron at 2018-01-11 01:36 PM | Reply

Hey Boaz do you like a shaved foot?

#69 | Posted by patron at 2018-01-11 01:41 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I once dated a girl who was completely natural. A blade never touched her skin, it really wasn't a big deal. Different, but not an obstacle in the slightest.

#70 | Posted by docnjo at 2018-01-11 01:45 PM | Reply

Looks like a child. IMO.
#56 | Posted by snoofy

Why do you think about what a child's private parts look like?

#71 | Posted by truthhurts at 2018-01-11 01:48 PM | Reply

"#63
BS ROC called Snoofy puedo first."

Yep.

Funny how his fellow Republicans find it so easy to ignore that.

"Funny."

#72 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-11 02:05 PM | Reply

No puedo comprender pedos.

#73 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-11 02:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Do we need to have a birds and the bees talk? I know your like 70...."
#7 | POSTED BY PINKYANTHEBRAIN

Son, I'm 62 and I've forgotten more about the Birds and the Bees, than you'll ever know.:)

Anyway, I think this whole thread is hilarious.

#74 | Posted by shane at 2018-01-11 02:16 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Son, I'm 62 and I've forgotten more about the Birds and the Bees, than you'll ever know.:)" - #74 | Posted by shane at 2018-01-11 02:16 PM

Another one of life's cruel ironies: People with the experience of 62 year olds have learned, good, bad and otherwise, that which is most pleasing to their partners.

But, with very, very few exceptions, such knowledge won't be applied to those 20 somethings who are so visually appealing (and, yes, JeffJ, let's hope yoga pants never go out of style!!!).

The whole idea is the genesis of the phrase, "If I only knew then what I know now...."

Life's cruel ironies.

#75 | Posted by Hans at 2018-01-11 02:26 PM | Reply

Another cruel irony is sexual compatibility.

Men hit peak sexuality at 18. Women peak at 35. The most sexually compatible ages of men and women are 40 and 20.

#76 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 02:34 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Another one of life's cruel ironies: People with the experience of 62 year olds have learned, good, bad and otherwise, that which is most pleasing to their partners.

That is the one advantage of finding a life-long partner (spouse) at a relatively young age - you learn early enough in life what is most pleasing to your partner.

#77 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 02:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"Another cruel irony is sexual compatibility." - #76 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 02:34 PM | Reply | Flag: **sigh**

#78 | Posted by Hans at 2018-01-11 02:36 PM | Reply

Another cruel thing is having to listen to a bunch of middle aged men whine about young women here on the interwebs.

#79 | Posted by truthhurts at 2018-01-11 02:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

"If I only knew then what I know now...."

I much prefer the "Against The Wind" take on this, "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then."

And for the sentiment you are hoping to convey, I'm fond of: "Youth is wasted on the young."

But I hear 70 is the new 50, let's all take off our shirts, Geraldo style! (no ----.)

#80 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-11 02:46 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"But I hear 70 is the new 50..." - #80 | Posted by snoofy at 2018-01-11 02:46 PM

Just the other day my bride said to me that 60 is the new 80.

Somehow or another it got kind of mixed up.

#81 | Posted by Hans at 2018-01-11 02:49 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

60 is the new 40.... that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

#82 | Posted by Corky at 2018-01-11 03:10 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Just the other day my bride said to me that 60 is the new 80.
Somehow or another it got kind of mixed up.

#81 | POSTED BY HANS

She was probably in a state of euphoria after wolfing down some fantastic Que you had just put on the table. Euphoria can result in a mild state of confusion.

#83 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 03:24 PM | Reply

"The whole idea is the genesis of the phrase, "If I only knew then what I know now...."
Life's cruel ironies."

#75 | POSTED BY HANS

Amen to that.

#84 | Posted by shane at 2018-01-11 03:38 PM | Reply

One of the greatest advantages of her being smooth is never gagging on a curly :)

#85 | Posted by MSgt at 2018-01-11 03:49 PM | Reply

Occasionally plucking a curly out of my teeth is well worth it to keep my wife happy.

#86 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 03:57 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

"Occasionally plucking a curly out of my teeth is well worth it to keep my wife happy." - #86 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 03:57 PM

Well, they do say you should always floss after eating.

#87 | Posted by Hans at 2018-01-11 04:15 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

#87 | POSTED BY HANS

It's unfortunate I can only give that one FF.

#88 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 04:18 PM | Reply

Son, I'm 62 and I've forgotten more about the Birds and the Bees, than you'll ever know.:)
Anyway, I think this whole thread is hilarious.

#74 | POSTED BY SHANE

"Son, I'm 62"

I was close enough.....

"I've forgotten more about the Birds and the Bees, than you'll ever know.:)"

If you can't remember, how can you be sure?

"I think this whole thread is hilarious."

Yes it is.... The ways it going JeffJ will be talking about Donkey Punches in no time flat

#89 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2018-01-11 04:32 PM | Reply

youtu.be

#90 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2018-01-11 04:37 PM | Reply

The ways it going JeffJ will be talking about Donkey Punches in no time flat
#89 | POSTED BY PINKYANTHEBRAIN

Or Rusty Trombones...

#91 | Posted by JeffJ at 2018-01-11 04:48 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Jesus wept.

#92 | Posted by Angrydad at 2018-01-12 07:29 AM | Reply

AC/DC--"Beating around the Bush"

#93 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-13 11:11 AM | Reply

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