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Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Shortly after officers found Stephens's body, guarded by her two dogs, they began talking about how to catch the animals. When they turned back around, they saw that the dogs had walked over to the body. "I observed, as well as four other deputy sheriffs observed," Agnew said, then paused before continuing, "the dogs eating the rib cage on the body."



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B-b-but Pit Bulls are no more dangerous than a Lab or a Golden retriever...all the stoopid usuals.

#1 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2017-12-19 02:06 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

How Soon Would Your Pet Eat You If You Died?


Forensic anthropologist Carolyn Rando, Ph.D. tells BuzzFeed, "Yes, your pets will eat you when you die, and perhaps a bit sooner than is comfortable.

They tend to go for the neck, face, and any exposed areas first, and then, if not discovered in time, they may proceed to eat the rest of you."

There was that 2007 case in which that a Chow and a Labrador survived for a month on their owner's body, leaving only bits of bone and the top of the skull.

I love dogs, having two dogs as a kid.

But this stuff cracks just me up -- dogs are animals, and if given the chance of course they'll eat you!

#2 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2017-12-20 11:25 AM | Reply


Occasionally I meet someone new and I wonder how many days their dogs or cats will spend chewing the more tender parts of their face off before someone stops by to check on them..

#3 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2017-12-20 12:33 PM | Reply

I think that the meat (heh,heh) of this thread is not that the dogs ate her; but that the dogs killed her.

#4 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2017-12-20 03:19 PM | Reply

Pit Bull #1: Rarf, rarf, r-rarf rarf rarf bark?

Pit Bull #2: Rarf, rarf-rarf...


Pit Bull #1: Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?

Pit Bull #2: But, of course...

#5 | Posted by madscientist at 2017-12-21 03:27 AM | Reply

I'm glad my horses are vegetarians.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2017-12-21 03:34 AM | Reply

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