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Friday, November 17, 2017

If you have been wandering around Washington State's Okanogan County lately and thinking, wait, do I see a giant --- drawn in the sky? your eyes have not deceived you. And the United States Navy, specifically the naval air station at Whidbey Island, is very sorry about that. Anyway, the Navy released a brief statement to KREM 2 saying that they're getting to the bottom of this: "The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable." Meanwhile, the Federal Aviation Administration confirmed that they cannot do anything about phallic sky drawings unless there is some sort of proven safety risk. Which there is not.

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HAHAHAHA! Awesome.

#1 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2017-11-17 09:25 AM | Reply

Impressive, the flying skills I mean..... lol Naked lady next?

#2 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2017-11-17 09:36 AM | Reply

The pilot was taking a test, was told to draw a Corky. He is now an admiral.

#3 | Posted by fishpaw at 2017-11-17 10:34 AM | Reply | Funny: 5 | Newsworthy 2

Pilot sexually harasses entire county by forcing women to see a drawing of his penis in the sky.

Democrats demand he resign.

Republicans demand ethics probe.

#4 | Posted by donnerboy at 2017-11-17 10:49 AM | Reply


... the Federal Aviation Administration confirmed that they cannot do anything about phallic sky drawings unless there is some sort of proven safety risk. ...

Well, this could get interesting....

I imagine that the sky-writing industry is preparing a whole new set of templates and pricing tiers.

#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2017-11-17 10:50 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I was literally LMAO. Wonder if it was a message to someone...

#6 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2017-11-17 11:12 AM | Reply

The Navy must be sponsoring Netflix's hit show; American Vandal.

#7 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2017-11-17 11:48 AM | Reply

Obligatory

www.youtube.com

It looks like a giant...

#8 | Posted by 726 at 2017-11-17 11:49 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

I imagine that the sky-writing industry is preparing a whole new set of templates and pricing tiers.
#5 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGHTER

That reminds me, the new dot-matrix ones they use now really cheapen sky-writing. It was much more impressive as a kid seeing them loop and write cursive.

#9 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2017-11-17 11:50 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Sounds like a novel way to inspire esprit de corps. The pilot should get the Air Medal. Of course, he'll probably get an ass-chewing, instead.
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We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "----" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

--Col Walter Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

#10 | Posted by madscientist at 2017-11-17 11:53 AM | Reply

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Plot twist the pilot is female and letting men know when she's in need of.

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2017-11-17 11:55 AM | Reply

- The pilot was taking a test, was told to draw a Corky.

I admit to modeling pants down for the image.

#12 | Posted by Corky at 2017-11-17 01:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Pilot sexually harasses entire county by forcing women to see a drawing of his penis in the sky.
Democrats demand he resign.
Republicans demand ethics probe.
#4 | POSTED BY DONNERBOY

Pilot sexually harasses entire county by forcing women to see a drawing of his penis in the sky.
Democrats demand he resign.
Republicans demand he be promoted.

Fixed it for you.

#13 | Posted by chuffy at 2017-11-17 02:14 PM | Reply

Can't be harassment. He's drawing a dick, not offering it to you.

#14 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2017-11-17 02:17 PM | Reply

Anything to make an improvement to Okanogan County.

#15 | Posted by uncle_meat at 2017-11-17 04:48 PM | Reply

I admit to modeling pants down for the image*
#12 | POSTED BY CORKY

* side note: image enhanced using the Lawrence Berkeley National Labs electron microscope. Its ability to make images to a resolution of half the width of a hydrogen atom makes it the most powerful microscope in the world. The World's Most Powerful Microscope - KQED QUEST. 8:53.

#16 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2017-11-17 05:00 PM | Reply

"The pilot was taking a test, was told to draw a Corky. He is now an admiral.
#3 | POSTED BY FISHPAW"

He also drew a Fishpaw. For obvious reasons, you can't see it with the naked eye.

#17 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2017-11-17 06:47 PM | Reply

Ahhhh, phallic chemtrails-

-Beefalo ----

#18 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2017-11-17 06:56 PM | Reply

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