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Saturday, November 11, 2017

KANSAS CITY, MO. -- A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offences ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence.


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A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."

The Kansas City Star reports that Sykes "continued to be flatulent" and the detective was forced to quickly end the interview.


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Humanity thanks you, Sean Sykes Jr.

You are an inspiration, sir: I never would of thought of that approach to battling authority.

#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2017-11-11 12:44 AM | Reply

Can they charge you for assaulting an officer for that?

#2 | Posted by shane at 2017-11-11 12:41 PM | Reply

Wow. Who would've guessed that farting'd be as useful as a competent attorney by your side.

#3 | Posted by madscientist at 2017-11-12 11:14 AM | Reply

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, farting is an acceptable substitoot. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? Fart once for "yes" and twice for "no."

#4 | Posted by madscientist at 2017-11-12 11:18 AM | Reply

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