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Saturday, November 04, 2017

On Thursday, police in the Chicago suburb of Zion had to rescue a raccoon after the critter ate so much that he wound up getting stuck inside a sewer grate, NBC Chicago reports.

The little plumper was apparently hanging inside the sewer like a whiskered Pennywise, feasting on some discarded sewer foods. But when he tried to climb out, the sewer grate's mouth wasn't quite big enough for his newly filled belly.

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This raccoon never read Winnie-the-Pooh.

#1 | Posted by TheTom at 2017-11-05 09:36 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I have this problem sometimes trying to exit through the doorway after leaving Golden Corral.

#2 | Posted by shane at 2017-11-05 12:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

That ------ racoon must be related to this guy ... youtu.be

#3 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2017-11-05 08:41 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

This is America's problem in a nutshell.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2017-11-05 08:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#3 "I haven't seen my willey in two years. That's long enough to have it declared legally dead!"

Thanks, dude.

#5 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2017-11-05 08:58 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

As usual, George Carlin was on this topic in his rant about fat Americans ... youtu.be

And just to add to the irony of the moment, at the 3-minute mark Carlin lamented ...

Americans will eat anything. Anything!

If you were selling sauteed raccoon's -------- on a stick, Americans would buy themand eat them.

Especially if you dipped them in butter and put a little salt on them.


Since I'm no bean pole myself, I find it healthy to simply admit to George's wisdom -- while trying to stay active, eat the right foods, and occasionally glutton-mo-tize myself on local beer & bbq ~

#6 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2017-11-05 09:14 PM | Reply

"Especially if you dipped them in butter and put a little salt on them."

I'm pretty sure he said "salsa", not "salt". Because the only way I would eat sauteed raccoon's -------- on a stick is with salsa.

#7 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2017-11-05 09:28 PM | Reply

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