Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Florida has a U.S. senator who once flew aboard the Space Shuttle. A congressional candidate from Miami can go one better: Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera says she's been aboard a spaceship too. But this one was crewed by aliens. As in extraterrestrials. Three blond, big-bodied beings -- two females, one male -- visited her when she was 7 years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, she says. (Sen. Bill Nelson served as payload officer aboard the Space Shuttle Columbia in 1986. All seven people aboard were from Earth. As far as is known.) Rodriguez Aguilera, 59, a Republican who is running to replace retiring Miami Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, recounted her experience with the ETs during a 2009 television interview.




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She described "going up" inside the spaceship -- though whether it went into space or just hovered around town was left unclear.

"I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship -- not like airplanes," Rodriguez Aguilera said.

In two separate videos posted to YouTube years ago, one by local Spanish-language station America TeVe and another by a political critic with the user name DoralGirl26, Rodriguez Aguilera spoke on television in detail about her extraterrestrial experiences. She said the alien beings reminded her of the famous statue in Rio de Janeiro, Christ the Redeemer, with arms outstretched.


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Miami finally has the voice it has needed for so long.

#1 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2017-10-16 12:47 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

This happens all the time.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2017-10-16 12:56 PM | Reply

If that happened to me I don't think I'd tell anyone about it...

#3 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2017-10-16 01:34 PM | Reply

Trump will probably put her in charge of NASA.

#4 | Posted by SomebodyElse at 2017-10-16 04:50 PM | Reply | Funny: 3 | Newsworthy 1

Finally, a candidate I can trust.

#5 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2017-10-16 05:04 PM | Reply

Why not, a tribble is riding our current POTUS.

#6 | Posted by bored at 2017-10-16 06:49 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

Oh thank god its a Republican. At the state level, both sides have crazies.

#7 | Posted by Sycophant at 2017-10-17 10:39 AM | Reply

Florida Man - the female version.

#8 | Posted by cbob at 2017-10-17 10:44 AM | Reply

So...where we're at maybe shouldn't be blamed on "russians"?

#9 | Posted by ABlock at 2017-10-17 10:58 AM | Reply

She's the most sane republican candidate in decades

#10 | Posted by hatter5183 at 2017-10-17 11:38 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I think she is talking about the lobby bar at the Eden Roc, Yes, I remember my first rum punch...

#11 | Posted by catdog at 2017-10-17 01:10 PM | Reply

Actually she's pretty lucky. There has been a spike in both cattle and human mutilations in the past few years.

Buddy of mine in the Montana highway patrol told me they come across these things 2 or 3 times a year now and they have to turn the case over the FBI to handle it.

Only they are not handling it since it's still happening to this day.

He also told me that they get requests for information from other states so it must be happening other places as well.

#12 | Posted by Pegasus at 2017-10-17 05:25 PM | Reply


Jesus animal mutilations all the way up in Montana now? La Chupacabra is making its way far North. Global warming confirmed.

#13 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2017-10-18 05:37 PM | Reply

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