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Monday, July 17, 2017

A person who "passed gas" on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said. The incident happened when passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches, according to a spokesperson with Raleigh-Durham International Airport. ... Authorities later said that the incident was a "medical call" and directed all questions to Wake County EMS.

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Guess you just can't open a window. Or blame it on the dog.

#1 | Posted by cookfish at 2017-07-16 11:03 PM | Reply

I swear I was not on the plane. I have an alibi.

Further, whoever created this olfactory assault, well done. You've got some serious game.

#2 | Posted by TheTom at 2017-07-17 07:50 AM | Reply

Silent but deadly.

#3 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2017-07-17 11:19 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

It was...ME!!!

#4 | Posted by moder8 at 2017-07-17 11:20 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Tried to fly
But only farted.

#5 | Posted by madscientist at 2017-07-17 11:33 AM | Reply

A Goatmam sighting!!

#6 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2017-07-17 11:34 AM | Reply

If he can do this without cracking a smile, we've found our next president.

#7 | Posted by visitor_ at 2017-07-17 11:41 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

That must be the plane Coulter was going to fly on after being kicked off Delta...

#8 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2017-07-17 12:08 PM | Reply

@Visitor

That's some potent stuff if it caused all these issues. I mean I have had some downright noxious fumes in the past possibly even nausea causing... But ya to not crack a smile - it's either that, you are completely mortified or a sociopath. I remember one time waking up mid-fart on a transatlantic flight - 90% of people were sleeping. You just can't help but laugh - I mean what are you going to do.

#9 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2017-07-17 01:19 PM | Reply

FLUTTERBLAST!

#10 | Posted by uncle_meat at 2017-07-17 03:03 PM | Reply

Huh,

An ---- evacuation caused an actual evacuation.

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2017-07-17 03:09 PM | Reply

When I smell fart, I always holler "Author, author, bravo!"

#12 | Posted by john47 at 2017-07-17 06:02 PM | Reply

Bet nobody claimed that one.

#13 | Posted by fresno500 at 2017-07-18 04:53 PM | Reply

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