Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Wednesday, May 17, 2017

According to a report published Wednesday by Reuters, [President] Trump is more likely to read national security briefing materials if his name is mentioned in as many paragraphs as possible. Unnamed officials who have briefed the President and others familiar with his learning processes told the publication that Trump still prefers one-page memos and visual aids. One unnamed source told Reuters that since Trump "keeps reading if he's mentioned" in briefing materials, officials on the National Security Council have learned to insert the President's name into "as many paragraphs as we can."





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No, that's normal. Absolutely.

Yeah, he's fine.

#1 | Posted by cbob at 2017-05-17 06:30 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Had to click the link just to see if it was an Onion story.

It wasn't.

We have now officially entered bizarro world.

#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2017-05-17 07:06 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Well, isn't that special?

#3 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2017-05-17 07:23 PM | Reply

Sounds like a carry-over from a Special Needs Kids program.

Oh, wait......

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2017-05-17 07:28 PM | Reply

They should try presenting it in comic book form with Donald, in tights, as the superhero that always saves the day.

#5 | Posted by danni at 2017-05-17 08:51 PM | Reply

Such a sad clown; like his base.

#6 | Posted by squinch at 2017-05-18 05:10 AM | Reply

Here Don, look at the naked picture.

'Hey, there's no picture'.

'Yes, we know, it a report on how many Americans will be killed by your policies'.

'That's boring, how come i never get to have fun? I haven't even been able to molest anyone for 2 whole months.'

#7 | Posted by kudzu at 2017-05-18 07:46 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

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