A Minnesota toddler was apparently so eager to go back to the county fair that he drove back himself on his toy tractor.
Damn lazy kids with their battery powered vehicles. When I was around that age our tractors had pedals or we had to push them along with our feet everywhere. Of course, that didn't stop me from taking a dive down the steps into my grandparents' basement one time, with my younger sibling immediately following me.
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