Sunday, July 21, 2019

Missing Toddler drove to County Fair on Toy Tractor

A Minnesota toddler was apparently so eager to go back to the county fair that he drove back himself on his toy tractor.



#1 | Posted by ABlock at 2019-07-21 11:27 AM


#2 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-07-21 11:43 AM

That's the same one George Jones used to drive to the liquor store.

#3 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-21 11:55 AM

I think George actually drove a riding lawnmower to the liquor store.

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2019-07-21 12:07 PM

#4 Hahaha, I was probably thinking of Randy Travis.

#5 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-21 12:23 PM

Damn lazy kids with their battery powered vehicles. When I was around that age our tractors had pedals or we had to push them along with our feet everywhere. Of course, that didn't stop me from taking a dive down the steps into my grandparents' basement one time, with my younger sibling immediately following me.

#6 | Posted by sentinel at 2019-07-21 12:49 PM

Look, Mommy, I TOLD you I wanted to go to the fair! Bad Mommy, who's the ----- now?
--Tractor Boy

#7 | Posted by catdog at 2019-07-22 09:24 AM

He should get a full agriculture scholarship.

#8 | Posted by boaz at 2019-07-22 10:32 AM

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