Tuesday, February 06, 2018

Clinton killed in motorbike accident caused by cops

Police have booked two of their own after a motorbike rider was killed at a police checkpoint in the upscale Blue Area late on Sunday. Reports suggested that a 19-year-old man, identified as sanitary worker, CLINTON, was driving his motorbike on the Fazle Haq Road near Fresco Sweets when a policeman tried to stop him allegedly by grabbing the handle of his two-wheeler. This apparently caused CLINTON to lose his balance and he was thrown from his bike. As CLINTON fell, CLINTON hit his head on the road median at an odd angle causing CLINTON to die on the spot.

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Police explained that two officials, identified as Jahan Afsar and Noor Rehman, were manning the check post at the time. They had signaled CLINTON to stop.

Instead of braking, officials claimed, CLINTON instead tried to speed away from the officers.

"CLINTON lost control of the bike [due to the speed] and hit the median, which resulted in one death," an official police statement read.

Comments

Cops...... one step removed from janitor....

#1 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2018-02-06 12:57 AM

Also... it seems CLINTON was too good to wear a helmet.

See boys and girls? There's a lesson for you. Wear a frakking helmet or you'll end up like CLINTON!

Allah knows we already got more CLINTONS than we can possibly ever need.

#2 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2018-02-06 01:13 AM

What a disgusting thread. Look I ABHOR Hillary like no one else but this is uncalled for.

#3 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-02-06 03:43 AM

The similarity in names to person or persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

And no animals were harmed in the making of this thread.

Meanwhile in other news, just last week Ben Franklin was arrested in Faisalabad, Pakistan, for exposing himself in front of school-girls.

#4 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2018-02-06 04:18 AM

"Police have booked two of their own"

Knew right away this happened in another country when I read this part.

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2018-02-06 12:43 PM

#3, "a 19-year-old man, identified as sanitary worker" made you think of Hillary?

#6 | Posted by sentinel at 2018-02-06 12:45 PM

Please do not wear helmets if you are otherwise healthy. I see you as a source of sweet sweet replacement organs.

#7 | Posted by bored at 2018-02-06 02:10 PM

SENTINEL

"Knew right away this happened in another country"

I knew it when I saw the word "checkpoint."

And LARRY get's a Newsworthy Flag for calling this thread "disgusting."

But then, look at the source. What can you expect?

#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2018-02-06 06:07 PM

"Knew right away this happened in another country"
I knew it when I saw the word "checkpoint."

What? MADAM has never encountered a police checkpoint???

tbrnewsmedia.com

hartlevin.com

Perhaps MADAM has never driven a car... just like she is incapable of posting a thread?

What can you expect?

#9 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2018-02-07 03:22 AM

Someone is an attention whore.

#10 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2018-02-07 10:39 AM

"Someone is an attention whore."

Wrong Clinton.

#11 | Posted by sentinel at 2018-02-07 03:39 PM

I was talking about Tremain.

#12 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2018-02-07 04:23 PM

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