Thursday, February 01, 2018

Pornhub offers 110 gallons of lube to Philadelphia

The Philadelphia Police Department announced it won't grease up the city's light poles for the Super Bowl, so Pornhub is offering them 110 gallons of lube. Earlier this month, the city of Philadelphia decided to grease up some of the city's light poles with Crisco in an attempt to thwart any unruly sports fans from climbing up and inevitably injuring themselves following the NFC championship game. Apparently, the Crisco didn't work all that well -- instead, it became a challenge for anyone daring to test their luck at the poles. Also, Crisco is flammable, so the whole thing posed a serious safety hazard. "Unfortunately it became a thing ahead of time so people thought we were daring them to topple the grease," Sgt. Eric Gripp, police spokesman, (Gripp, nope you can't make this stuff up).

Comments

I personally think it is very important to keep your poles greased properly.

Especially on Game night.

#1 | Posted by donnerboy at 2018-02-01 06:15 PM

exsqueeze me?

GO EAGLES!

#2 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-02-01 07:24 PM

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