Sunday, January 28, 2018

Prisoner Escapes to Bring Back Booze, Snacks

An inmate from Dallas was busted this week sneaking out of a federal prison in Beaumont to get snacks, alcohol, tobacco and cooked food to take back into the facility. Sheriff's deputies in Jefferson County learned recently that inmates were going out the back of the prison to neighboring land owned by a rancher and picking up contraband. ... At 7:30 p.m., an inmate left the prison grounds and picked up the bag. Deputies arrested the man -- identified as Joshua Randall Hansen, 27, of Dallas -- as he headed back to the prison. The sheriff's office said the bag contained a bottle of whiskey, three bottles of brandy, dozens of packages of tobacco, packaged snacks, fruit and "a large amount of home cooked food."


Although I understand the letter of the law. Does this guy deserve the FULL weight of an escape attempt. I don't think so. Maybe a .5 or .25 "escape". Is there such a thing? Opinions?


Yes, he was selling contraband. Funny s@#t though

#1 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2018-01-26 05:48 PM

He was a big fan of Otis, no doubt.

#2 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2018-01-26 06:09 PM

Had it only been the home made goodies, he'd probably just get a laugh and slap.

But he brought in liquer. big problem.

#3 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2018-01-26 07:02 PM

I mean still, retuning to jail/prison?

No dragnet, no public involvement.

#4 | Posted by fresno500 at 2018-01-26 07:37 PM

dilly dilly!

#5 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-01-27 04:04 AM

Dilly dilly!

#6 | Posted by rcade at 2018-01-27 01:05 PM

Prison may have been a better place to live than the trailer he was living in.

#7 | Posted by bat4255 at 2018-01-28 06:40 PM

"Authorities said that inmates escaping temporarily to bring contraband into the prison is a recurring problem -- they've been walking off the grounds "pretty much since Day 1," sheriff's Deputy Marcus McLellan told the Beaumont Enterprise."

Sneaking out the back door? What kind of prison is this? In Texas no less.

#8 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2018-01-28 06:45 PM


"What kind of prison is this?"

A Club Fed without a liquor store or a restaurant apparently.

#9 | Posted by Twinpac at 2018-01-28 07:14 PM

Apparently pruno isn't good enough.

#10 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-01-28 09:02 PM

The prisons in Wisconsin have three levels, and if you're in one of the minimum-security facilities, and you mess up, you can go to "serious prison."

#12 | Posted by john47 at 2018-01-29 08:32 AM

And the guards are still getting paid, still have their jobs? That's ridiculous.

#13 | Posted by danni at 2018-01-29 09:08 AM

These are the folks that Democrats want voting. Big surprise there.

#14 | Posted by fishpaw at 2018-01-29 11:56 AM

The alcohol is the problem. He should get a slap on the wrist for the rest of it.

#15 | Posted by boaz at 2018-01-29 12:07 PM

"The alcohol is the problem." - #15 | Posted by pfc. boazo at 2018-01-29 12:07 PM

You should tell that to Congressman DUI (R-FL).

#16 | Posted by Hans at 2018-01-29 01:12 PM

These are the folks that Democrats want voting. Big surprise there.


This is in Dallas, TEXAS......

Odds are he is one of YOURS Comrade FishyPaws.

#17 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2018-01-29 11:01 PM


Hey, aborted DA.

Dallas Co. 2016

Straight ticket voting: R-36 to D-62%

Pres.: R-35 to D-61%

5 US Rep races: R-3 to D-2

Down ballot pretty much a D sweep.

Pretty much the same story for Houston, San Antonio, Austin and El Paso.

Stick to things you know something about, nothing.

#18 | Posted by et_al at 2018-01-29 11:50 PM

#18 dilly dilly!

#19 | Posted by ichiro at 2018-01-30 12:06 AM

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