Why are kids trying to earn Darwin Awards?
"Tide Pods are now under lock and key. You'll need to show proof of ownership of a washing machine, 2 forms of ID, and undergo a criminal background check to buy them and other products like them. The safety of our citizens is our top priority.
Also, here's an assault rifle. The serial number is scratched off, there is a round in the hole and 30 more in the magazine, it has been fitted with a bump stock and a silencer."
Paragraph 1- Far Left consumer protection wackiness
Paragraph 2- Far Right pro-gun wackiness.
Not sure if you meant to mix those exemplars, but pretty accurate nonetheless.
I use dishwasher pods because they eliminate water spots.
#3 | Posted by kudzu
Water spots in your mouth?
Most of my free time that i have for entertainment, i watch YouTube videos. I love these kinds of things.
There was one very popular guy, I can't remember his name, but he made satire videos of 'life-hack' people. No, he never clearly said they were satire. It had stuff like microwaving your phone to charge it, and some people were stupid enough to try some of his stuff. My favorite one was cutting your cable and looping it through a CD would give you unpaid channels.
Then, when he found out that people were not smart enough to tell the difference between satire and reality, because they were whining that they have ruined their property, he made a video where he was ranting and raving about how stupid his fans were, even though it cost him a fortune. It was golden.
If you are stupid, Darwin is gonna get you, one way or the other.
Please, nobody tell them that there's a maple syrup dispenser under the car. Also, their bedroom walls are filled with cotton candy.
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