Wednesday, January 03, 2018

Trump to Kim: My Button is Bigger

President Donald Trump on Tuesday taunted North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, warning Kim about US nuclear capabilities as tensions worsen between the two nations. "North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the 'Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.' Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!" Trump tweeted.

Comments

If you have to brag that your equipment works, it don't....

#1 | Posted by truthhurts at 2018-01-02 10:42 PM

Trump is like Maj Kong with less diplomatic skills.

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2018-01-02 11:59 PM

Trump is like the raging diarrhea I get from too much coffee and taco bell.

#3 | Posted by truthhurts at 2018-01-03 12:26 AM

You dont know how much it comforts me to see these to god damn dumb asses threaten to nuke each other

Its so nice that they can talk of killing millions of people with no care.

FHK both of them

#4 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2018-01-03 04:34 AM

If you have to brag about it, it must be tiny.

#5 | Posted by ness_gadol at 2018-01-03 05:57 AM

This Trump tweet is sufficient evidence to have him removed.

#6 | Posted by Zed at 2018-01-03 09:36 AM

Lying to prod a mentally ill leader into nuclear war must be impeachable.

#7 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2018-01-03 09:38 AM

Please. Trump's "big red button" on his desk summons a flunky to bring him a bottle of Coke.

What a d-ckhead.

#8 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-03 10:09 AM

bottle of Coke.

#5 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-03 10:09 AM | Reply

Diet Coke, to wash that alkaloid taste from the back of his throat.

#9 | Posted by Zed at 2018-01-03 10:29 AM

He's trying to wash away the memory of the WH Correspondents dinner

#10 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2018-01-03 11:08 AM

When Trump causes a nuclear war, I hope at least a few Trump voters survive so I can smack them upside the head.

You voted for a lunatic. You continue to support a lunatic. His moronic tweets could cause the death of millions.

He should be removed from office for this tweet.

#11 | Posted by rcade at 2018-01-03 11:49 AM

One thing that gives me hope is that there are enough extremely wealthy and powerful people in this country that would be highly inconvenienced by a nuclear war. And that they'd send "emissaries" to Trump and his people explaining to him the consequences of it. In other words, most of the things the government does have little effect on the ultra rich. Interruption of transportation, resources, and finished goods, and the resulting rationing of essentials wouldn't do...aside from all the people incinerated and poisoned by radiation and fallout.

#12 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-03 12:03 PM

Haha. Predictable comment. All Trump cares about is size.

#13 | Posted by humtake at 2018-01-03 12:13 PM

"bottle of Coke. "

Wow! It comes in a bottle now?

#14 | Posted by Twinpac at 2018-01-03 12:16 PM

I had a boss explain to me once that the President's main duty is to protect the Constitution and our code of laws--even at the sacrifice of 90% of the US' population if need be. Two spoiled brats playing cat-and-mouse with each other possessing this type of power makes me angry. Especially since I have no control over the situation. Conservative Republicans aren't safe, either, so I don't know why they support this stupid arrangement.

Trump could declare an emergency, bring back conscription, use the military for his own devices, ignore the Supreme Court, etc. if Congress lets him. He's used to doing whatever he wants and tying things up for years in court. As a private citizen he had to be sued to stop him. If I understand the procedure correctly, Congress has to bring charges and the Senate has to indict, otherwise, he's going to act out his ridiculous fantasies at the expense of everyone else.

It's difficult discussing this because even analyzing the situation aloud seems like wild, knee-jerking paranoia.

#15 | Posted by madscientist at 2018-01-03 12:18 PM

Easy solution to all of this. Go into NK and get rid of Kim.

#16 | Posted by Will123 at 2018-01-03 12:21 PM

Easy solution to all of this. Go into NK and get rid of Kim.

#16 | Posted by Will123 at 2018-01-03 12:21

Your ass first.

#17 | Posted by Zed at 2018-01-03 12:30 PM

Easy solution to all of this. Go into NK and get rid of Kim.

#16 | Posted by Will123 at 2018-01-03 12:21

Anytime you hear the word "easy" made in the context of war, know that the man using it is a fool.

#18 | Posted by Zed at 2018-01-03 12:31 PM

"The humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. Soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all."

- Klang

#19 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2018-01-03 12:42 PM

Just our luck, we get into a dick-measuring contest right AFTER the black guy was president.

#20 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2018-01-03 12:47 PM

Just our luck, we get into a dick-measuring contest right AFTER the black guy was president.

Posted by lee_the_agent at 2018-01-03 12:47 PM | Reply

It's their small hands you know.

#21 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-01-03 12:49 PM

#20 | POSTED BY LEE_THE_AGENT

You know that's a myth, right?

This particular brand of stereotyping has been called "sexual threat" or "sexual racism." Fear of Black male sexuality in particular is said to be a core reason for the subjugation of Black American men. Historically, Black men were described as sub-human, animalistic, and lust-driven. This reasoning concludes that Black men are a sexual threat to society and are prone to raping White women.

This idea is vividly depicted within the D.W. Griffith film "Birth of a Nation." In the film, the central Black character, Gus, aggressively pursues a White female, who ultimately jumps to her death to avoid his advances. Gus is then tried and killed by members of the Ku Klux Klan, who are heroically depicted in the film.

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#22 | Posted by WhoDaMan at 2018-01-03 01:23 PM

Trump is engaging in less than subtle d1ck measuring contest.

#23 | Posted by Tor at 2018-01-03 01:26 PM

It's pretty obvious that both of these men have inverted -------- and will go to any extreme to compensate for it. The only question is how badly the world will suffer for it.

#24 | Posted by JOE at 2018-01-03 02:06 PM

We all know he's impotent these days. It was all the cocaine and McDonalds.

#25 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2018-01-03 02:37 PM

What's really funny is Trump thinks his big button actually works.

Pretty sure our "deep state" generals are not that stupid.

#26 | Posted by donnerboy at 2018-01-03 07:29 PM

Trump to Kim: My Button is Bigger

And of course, who was way ahead of his time in explaining all this ridiculous ----- waving macho nonsense?

None other than the great master himself ...

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#27 | Posted by PinchALoaf at 2018-01-03 08:05 PM

Trump can't find the little red button. Ask Melania.

#28 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2018-01-03 08:53 PM

Trump can't find the little red button. Ask Melania.

He uses the big green button. Same effect.

#29 | Posted by REDIAL at 2018-01-03 09:05 PM

Trump can't find the little red button. Ask Melania.

#28 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2018-01-03 08:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

Nonsense. Just stick a cattle prod where the nuts should be and zap it. Where water springs forth the little red button should be.

#30 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2018-01-04 07:53 AM

Trump is seriously mentally ill and a threat to the world. Remove him. I disagree with Pence on pretty much everything but at least he's not shown himself to be a psychotic madman.

#31 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2018-01-04 02:09 PM

He meant to to say butt.

#32 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2018-01-05 08:50 AM

It would seem that President Trump's button is larger.
That would explain why it is so easily pushed.

It should be pretty embarrassing to realize that Kim has your number and can make you dance anytime he wants.

#33 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2018-01-05 08:53 AM

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