Lindy Lou Layman, 29, appeared before a judge on a charge of criminal mischief. Prosecutors say Layman was on a first date with attorney Anthony Buzbee late Dec. 23. Buzbee told police Layman was too intoxicated, so he called her an Uber when they returned to his River Oaks home. The woman allegedly refused to leave and hid inside the home. Buzbee located her and called her a second Uber, but the suspect allegedly became aggressive. She is accused of yelling obscenities while tearing down two original Andy Warhol paintings, estimated at $500,000 each, from the wall of the attorney's home. She then allegedly threw two sculptures, valued at $20,000 each, according to charging documents.
As Charlie Sheen famously said. "I don't pay hookers for sex, I pay them to leave."
Based on Lindy Lou's mugshot, it looks like she is very familiar with that concept.
She should have just accused him of molesting her. It has worked for others.
It sure worked out for our country - no more Frankengroper.
He called her an Uber.
She called him an Unter.
They met halfway at Warhol.
And each got their 15 minutes of fame.
"Elsewhere in the state, a Houston donor went public with his ire on Friday. Houston attorney Tony Buzbee -- who hosted Trump in June for a fundraiser -- wrote on Facebook: "Sorry Donald. I'm done with you. Completely." www.texastribune.org
Buzbee is a high-profile attorney who hosted Donald Trump at his home for a presidential campaign fundraiser in 2016. He made headlines the same year for parking a tank outside of his home, causing a brief fight with his homeowner's association.
Is that tank the crown jewel of his war haul collection?
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