Sunday, December 24, 2017

Do You Shower in the Morning or at Night?

Maya Salam: We are the takers of night showers, and we stand in opposition to the takers of morning showers, a vocal many I've bickered with time and again. Don't they feel rushed by the countdown to work or school beating down with the shower spray? Don't they want to squeeze in every possible, precious moment of sleep? Do they really step outside on icy mornings with wet hair, or take even more time to blow-dry? There's no rationale, or so I thought.


Often both. If the day is no sweat, then morning.

#1 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2017-12-24 11:59 AM

It would make a good Seinfeld episode.

#2 | Posted by visitor_ at 2017-12-24 12:55 PM

"Whats a shower?"


#3 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2017-12-24 01:58 PM

only toads don't shower in the morning.
i used to shower twice a day: morning after surfing, evening before the gig.

now i'm ... rather unhygienic. no surfing, no gigging.

#4 | Posted by ichiro at 2017-12-24 02:47 PM

Americans have the unhealthy habit of too many showers for no good reason.

#5 | Posted by Angrydad at 2017-12-24 03:21 PM

Sometimes both. Depends on when I'm dirty.

#6 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2017-12-24 06:54 PM

I sometimes sweat at night making a nightime shower moot. You should always shower in the morning.

I guess some people, especially liberals, have no problem smelling like funk.

#7 | Posted by boaz at 2017-12-24 07:12 PM


Getting up between 4am and 5am, taking a shower would be obnoxious to the rest of my family.

#8 | Posted by madbomber at 2017-12-24 07:24 PM

I guess some people, especially liberals, have no problem smelling like funk.

#7 | POSTED BY BOAZ AT 2017-12-24 07:12 PM | REPL

What a sad little partisan you are.

#9 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2017-12-24 07:26 PM

What a sad little partisan you are.

#9 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2017-12-24 07:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yeah on Christmas Eve no less.

#10 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2017-12-24 08:07 PM

whenever the hell i feel like it

#11 | Posted by ABlock at 2017-12-24 08:12 PM

I shower in the morning and every day at lunch, if I go to the gym. Which I've done 178 times this year. But my second shower is very brief. I had a skin doctor tell me you should only take 1 shower a day cause it drys your skin.

1 helpful tip I've been given about showers and back pain. If you put the hot water onto your back, lean against the wall, and raise your knees all the way, one at a time and count to 40....your back pain will disappear. It's like a super charged method of stretching...... I use to have my back go out once or twice every year. Hasn't happened to me again, since I started exercise in 1999.

#12 | Posted by DavetheWave at 2017-12-24 09:06 PM

So I do it everyday, it's like marching. Or you could do all the stretches the doctors teach you. Good luck with them. They help but don't alleviate the pain.

#13 | Posted by DavetheWave at 2017-12-24 09:08 PM

"I sometimes sweat at night making a nightime shower moot." - #7 | Posted by pfc. boazo at 2017-12-24 07:12 PM

Mrs. pfc. boazo has no problem with you smelling like funk?

"I guess some people, especially liberals, have no problem smelling like funk."

Mrs. pfc. boazo is a liberal?

Explains much.

#14 | Posted by Hans at 2017-12-24 09:38 PM

Almost always at night. Sometimes in the morning too - it depends on the day's agenda, time available, and what time I go to the gym.

#15 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2017-12-24 10:12 PM

It's no secret that the ------------------- is up for a ------------- at anytime.

#16 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2017-12-25 02:06 PM

Why, do you sing in the shower
Or howl while you ----------?

Merry Christmas Madbomber.
Sorry, couldn't resist.

#17 | Posted by bruceaz at 2017-12-25 03:12 PM


#18 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2017-12-26 12:30 AM

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