Friday, December 22, 2017

Air at Frat House Tests Positive for Alcohol

There was so much booze being consumed at a college fraternity party, Montgomery County Police say the air inside of the building tested positive for alcohol. ... The ambient air inside of the home registered a .01 on at least one police department-issued breathalyzer, court documents state. ... Meanwhile, police spoke with the six people who allegedly confessed to living at the house: Jeffrey Becker, Ashton Acosta, Anthony Santana, Kevin Alkinburg, Matthew Berger and Tristan Ralph, all 20 years old. All six have since been charged with 126 counts each of allowing underage possession of alcohol and furnishing alcohol to a minor. ... According to investigators, all six tenants are members of Sigma Alpha Epsilon's AU Chapter, which labels itself online as "the true gentlemen."

Comments

Pfft Rookies.....

#1 | Posted by PinkyanTheBrain at 2017-12-22 10:21 PM

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

#2 | Posted by cbob at 2017-12-22 10:43 PM

Similar things can happen at college parties where lots of weed is smoked, or so I have heard.

#3 | Posted by john47 at 2017-12-23 10:09 AM

I bet it smelled like warm, sweaty ass in that shack.

#4 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2017-12-23 10:37 AM

Good thing no one decided it would be funny to light a fart.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2017-12-23 10:37 AM

i suggest the device used is far too sensitive and improperly calibrated!

#6 | Posted by ichiro at 2017-12-23 10:44 PM

My God the smell of douchebag must have been overwhelming.

#7 | Posted by jpw at 2017-12-24 02:41 AM

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