A 2-year-old girl who is "obsessed" with baby Jesus just couldn't get through her church Nativity pageant without stealing him from the manger. As for the 3-year-old playing Mary? Well, she wasn't having it. In a hilarious and adorable video that was viewed on Facebook more than 5 million times and shared with ABC News, the mishap plays out as the audience roars with laughter. ... When the women asked little Collia what happened on stage at First Baptist White Pine Church, she told them: "Teegan jacked the baby Jesus, I had to jack him back. I didn't push her."
Jes' tha way gawd planned it.
That story is a timely metaphor about how the ultra-religious behave about the ownership of a diety... as IF!!!
Tana Benson, the mother of the sheep who started the onstage drama, said her daughter Teegan is a "spunky, strong-willed sweetheart."
The casting director should be fired.
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