Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Rise of the Mutant Canadian Rodents

Mice in Canada are mutating and migrating farther north in response to climate change, according to McGill University research released Monday.

The study -- published in the journal Evolutionary Ecology -- found that "milder winters have led to physical alterations in two species of mice in southern Quebec in the past 50 years", lead researcher Virginie Millien said in a statement.

It also adds to evidence that "warming temperatures are pushing wildlife north", she said.


Comparing data from as far back as the 1950s, researchers also discovered that the skull shape of both species had changed over time.


If Trump visits Canada and Mutant Canadian Rat bites Trump, will Trump get all the powers of a Rat?

Umm... what powers does a rat have anyway???

#1 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2017-11-28 04:03 AM

And it's French speaking rats.... as if being a mutant wasn't bad enough....

#2 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2017-11-28 04:06 AM

I am not a leaf..nor a rodent...please refrain from this mutant discrimination - its offensive and abusive.....next you guys are probably going to show me a drawing of mutants....that'll really roast my almonds...

#3 | Posted by mutant at 2017-11-28 09:37 AM

"Can you try NOT being a mutant???"... the mother asks hopefully.... (from the second X-men movie, I think).

#4 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2017-11-28 11:45 AM

Found it!


Too funny...

#5 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2017-11-28 12:05 PM

Yes. Things are going exactly according to plan....

#6 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2017-11-28 05:51 PM

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