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A Florida high school biology teacher, fired for moonlighting as a "bikini mate" on fishing boat tours, is considering an offer to pose for Playboy magazine. "It's a really big decision," said Tiffany Shepherd, whose job at Port St. Lucie High School was terminated in April.

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Good.

Looks like she was already on the ropes with her job and this just made it embarrassing for the school district.

30 missing days in a year and a kid gets left back.

good she's going to pose, or good she was fired?

what someone is doing on their own time, is their own business.

I doubt that any of her students were attending these fishing trips...if my sons teacher worked as a stripper in her spare time....oh well, I know he's not going to be going there...she can do what she wants. As long as she if fully prepared to do her job, does it well, I have no problem.

Her cans are fucking huge!

According to the article she got fired for missing more than 30 days during the school year. I personally would not get fired for that since I have 64 days of vacation accruing each year but she's nowhere near old enough to have built that up.

Nothing to see here except the first righty to post showing, once again, all of that Compassionate Conservatism they're so famous for.

Barring unusual circumstances, missing more than 30 days in a school year is bad. She's a teacher and isn't even required to work 52 week out of the year.

"Teacher Fired for Working as 'Bikini Mate'"
Good.
Posted by jonryker at 2008-05-09 11:18 AM


YEAH!

Ten out of Ten Muslim Judaists agree with you! They hate chicks in bikinis too!


Her cans are fucking huge!

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-05-09 11:24 AM | Reply

True, and that counts for something.

But, she's a little on the skanky side.

yeah, tough to defend 30 days out.

do what you want in your own time, but it's obviously effecting her job performance.

unless there is some other factors at play...the article didn't exactly go digging, it's a fluff piece.

I hope this wasn't the real reason she was fired, and just the way its being spun. Being a good looking woman in a bikini in Florida, is no reason to be fired... It was on her own time, and I can't see how this would effect her teaching, except that no boy in her class could leave his desk to write on the chalk board...

""It's a really big decision," said Tiffany Shepherd..."

Can you say: IRONY ;-)?

:) Boobies make me smile :)

It was on her own time, and I can't see how this would effect her teaching, except that no boy in her class could leave his desk to write on the chalk board...

----

I wonder if teachers realize that. My wife has a degree in elementary education. She doesn't teach now but has a friend who teaches junior high English. I wonder if she realizes some of her students probably have wet dreams about her.

At least it wasn't for witchcraft.

Great PR for an aspiring centerfold.

But she was somebody who probably could have gotten the boys' attention teaching biology.

"yeah, tough to defend 30 days out."

YEAH!

Unless of course you are a card carrying Bush Bot ------ then excusing days not on the Job is just second nature by now!

But she was somebody who probably could have gotten the boys' attention teaching biology.

Posted by northguy3

I wouldn't have heard a single word she ever said in 10th grade.

But you're right, she definitely would have had my attention.

Maybe she could team up with that magician teacher-they could make his, err, toothpick disappear.

Things haven't changed much in America since the first puritans came here, the country is as puritanical as ever. This is why we need more, not less, secularism in this country.

Yeah! Let's burn her for being a witch!


I hope this wasn't the real reason she was fired, and just the way its being spun. Being a good looking woman in a bikini in Florida, is no reason to be fired... It was on her own time, and I can't see how this would effect her teaching, except that no boy in her class could leave his desk to write on the chalk board...

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-05-09 11:38 AM | Reply

No, teachers are supposed to look like the school marm from Little House on the Prairie.

Miss Beadle on LHOTP always gave me a boner.

No, teachers are supposed to look like the school marm from Little House on the Prairie.

Posted by anton at 2008-05-09 12:01 PM | Reply | Flag:


I'd have hit that. Sorry Ness.

No, teachers are supposed to look like the school marm from Little House on the Prairie.

Posted by anton at 2008-05-09 12:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'd have hit that. Sorry Ness.

Posted by Reagan58

Eliza Jane? Gross.

Where were these chicks when I was in school. I got the Martha Stewart's mom type. Dammit all to hell.


Good.

Posted by jonryker


I know, you would have preferred a Speedo-mate!

Smokin' Em Charters, a Port St. Lucie-based company, gained notoriety in April when it was kicked out of the Fort Pierce marina for violating the city's family-friendly atmosphere. Among the charter's options are bikini-clad girls, some topless, who serve as first mates.

My post dropped off above.

Smokin' Em Charters, a Port St. Lucie-based company, gained notoriety in April when it was kicked out of the Fort Pierce marina for violating the city's family-friendly atmosphere. Among the charter's options are bikini-clad girls, some topless, who serve as first mates


Was she wearing a bikini (top and bottom) or did she go topless in her part time job as "first mate." The school said she was fired for missing more than 30 days. She said she was fired for her bikini-wearing part time job on the fishing charter. If she was topless and her high school kids could go on those fishing charters then the school did have a right to get rid of her. If she was wearing a bikini (bottom and top) then the school really had no right to fire her. Most female teachers on their day off at the beach would probably wear a bikini or two piece bathing suit anyway.

Wonder if that girl likes bubble baths as much as Bubbles (AKA CalifChris)?

But you're right, she definitely would have had my attention.

Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2008-05-09 11:47 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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I'd salute, for sure.
Ten-HUT!

"Most female teachers on their day off at the beach would probably wear a bikini or two piece bathing suit anyway."

Posted by CalifChris


Thanks for the mental images. Most of our teachers didn't look like her...

Nullidiot -

Wonder if that girl likes bubble baths as much as Bubbles (AKA CalifChris)?

Posted by nullifidian at 2008-05-09 01:12 PM



I can see where you were confused, poor thing.

My bad. I had left out a word between "bubble" and "bath."

I meant to say take a "bubble
sitz bath" which is something I only need to do
after I retort with you -- "Nullifidian the Human Hemorrhoid."

Does that help clarify things for you now, burritobrain?

A Word of advice CalifChris. Unless You are female a normal Male would not be stating He was going to take a Bubblebath nor a Bubble sitz bath. I seen that last night and all I could think about is that is soo femboiish. Take it from someone who knows a ting or two about makingstupid posts. THAT wasn't one of Your "Finer" moments.

Larry Mohr

"I meant to say take a "bubble sitz bath"...
Posted by CalifChris


Thanks for the clarification, Bubbles.

I'm straight, Larry.

Chris, I usually agree with you when you're not bad-mouthing Hispanics, but you seem to feel that there's some major difference between a rudimentary covering of the nipples while really leaving nothing else to the imagination, and going bare-breasted. Do I read you right?

I do like Tiffany getting her 15 minutes of fame. It surely will lead to a gig at the Hefner mansion. And the cause of higher education will not suffer. herm

Herm

Chris, I usually agree with you when you're not bad-mouthing Hispanics, but you seem to feel that there's some major difference between a rudimentary covering of the nipples while really leaving nothing else to the imagination, and going bare-breasted. Do I read you right?

I have nothing against nipples or Hispanics.
Or Hispanics with nipples.

Having hot teachers wear bikinis while they teach would be a sure fired way of getting more males to attend class and finish high school. LOL

"Or Hispanics with nipples."

Chris, if you were just to wander along the streets of old San Miguel de Allende, you'd develop a whole new respect - hell, a sense of awe! - for Hispanic women. herm

"Her cans are fucking huge!"

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-05-09 11:24 AM


The most relevant post on the thread.

Even the "illigal" ones. herm

Illegal ones. You knew that. herm

"Does that help clarify things for you now, burritobrain?


Posted by CalifChris"


Chrissy.

is offering her $25,000 a picture, she said, and also asked that her co-workers at Smokin' Em Charters appear in the proposed photo spread.

Damn, that's alot of money just to show some tits!

Amazing to see that a hot teacher in Florida makes news headlines without sexing up her students.


Her cans are fucking huge!

Posted by 101Chairborne


There aren't many times I find myself agreeing with 101. This happens to be one of those times.

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