St. Peter is watching the gates of Heaven and has terrible flu, Jesus tells him "Pete, take the day off, I'll watch the shop".
As Jesus is minding the gates a little old man approaches looking for admission. Jesus asks him "What have you done with your life that you think gets you in to Heaven"?
The old man replied "I lived a very humble carpenters life, my claim to fame is my son". "You see, he came to me under miraculous circumstances, he lived a good and honest life and to this day is remembered in stories and loved by millions".
Jesus looks at the old man in stunned amazement and asks him... "Dad?"
The old man replied in equal amazement... "Pinocchio?"