"For me the strangest part is he didn't have a cell phone to call 9-1-1 to report the crash.
As we all know even the laziest of freeloading moochers gets a free iPhone so where was his?"
have you ever been in a car wreck? if your phone isn't in your pocket you probably aren't going to find it. if you do find it, it's probably broken, and thats assuming you don't have a concussion and are thinking clearly.