This man is a loser. His letters are terrible. He wasn't born a very good letter writer, that's for sure.
My letters - let me tell you something, my letters smell so beautiful, you're going to be in heaven. It's really great. They're really great. You're all wonderful and will be more beautiful after reading them. It's going to be an amazing time.
Look I've got Mexico on line 1: "Yeah, Mexico, I've got a letter for you and your not going to like it. We like it though. We like it very much. I'm sending this letter right now to you. I'm sending it collect."
Boom. Jobs. Letters. Great.