God, I HOPE Obama's a socialist. It's time we started evolving.

Bolton is part of the giant brainwashing machine that's been slowly sucking dry from the minds of Americans the last remnants of any decent, humane thoughts they might have had for others on the planet.

Pure evil.

A Zit: Huh?

Actually, we're waiting to hear YOUR plan.

"Top US Commando: We're Overstretched"

They should have heeded the primary rule the Viking's lived by before they pillaged and plundered: Never overstretch; especially the hamstrings.

Then again, with the Hispanic population of Edcouch hovering right around 97%, I could be wrong.

The abolition probably came about as a result of a need to raise property values, thus property taxes. No more cheap deals in Ed-couch.

Who knows? Perhaps you held out hope the marriage could be saved. Perhaps you waited 20 years to make the day of divorce that much sweeter.

A hocked diamond can buy alot of luncheon meat. I'd have probably done the same.

The main diff between Clinton and Bush is that in eight years Clinton didn't manage to estrange himself from nearly every living soul on this planet.

Bush will have to watch his back; every country in this wide wide world has at least one zealous prosecuter who would love to do to Bush what he's done to thousands of ordinary Muslims - put his ass in stir.

A "harmless plant", Danni?

Maybe you're not aware of the loss of profits Monsanto and DuPont would suffer if marijuana were legalized.

And don't even get me started on the hit the pharmaceutical industry would take.

"Harmless plant" my knickers!

Anyone who has practiced any sort of questionable behavior should be banned from all organ transplants.

This would allow the virtuous among us a better chance of getting the medical attention we deserve.

"You'd think having a hothead poised with his finger at the button might be more important than the way somebody cackles."

I've had the displeasure of meeting two men (so far) who think McCain's anger issues are just what this country needs in order to straighten out this world. And both believe Hillary is "emotionally unstable" and Obama is married to a Black Panther.

Women don't get a break with some men.

His excuse for above quote?

"It's been a long day."

Gee, he won't have any of those as president, will he?

There are times he doesn't like his wife much either. For instance, the time she twirled his hair and said to him "you're getting a little thin up there".

McCain's reply, as witnessed by several reporters:

"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."

"Except Danni."

Or8er?