"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change."
--especially when you look at yourself in the mirror dropping acid..
"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours."
--unless of course the way they treat you is based on an intentionally harmful action by your own personal doppelganger, or your pit bull.
"When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself."
--everyone is awesome..
"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice."
--the key is to motivate yourself to be miserable.
"Conflict cannot survive without your participation."
--unless it is between a bunch of teenage suburban females raging over a pair of justin bieber tickets.
"You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with."
--it is not a question of liking them. it is a question of putting up with them. even oneself.
"The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about."
--either that or believing that barack obama is a secret muslim
"When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way."
--when i dance, my sole purpose, in each step, is to --------.
"Doing what you love is the cornerstone of having abundance in your life."
--there are those who love setting cornerstones of eventual slum tenements.
"Abundance is not something we acquire. It is something we tune into."
--i tuned into a quarter pound of mowie-wowie a few weeks back...
"Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you."
--i love those women that freely choose to submit themselves to my overpowering libido, despite my insistence not to...
"Begin to see yourself as a soul with a body rather than a body with a soul."
--i prefer to look at myself as a shoe without a sole...
"The components of anxiety, stress, fear, and anger do not exist independently of you in the world. They simply do not exist in the physical world, even though we talk about them as if they do."
--i am working on building a death robot pre-programmed with my anxiety, stress, fear and anger that will conquer the entire world and force them to read wayne dyer books by the wheelbarrow full.