I am 31, divorced, with two kids.

I am not overweight.

I am attractive(so says the mister).

My IQ is above room temperature.

I am not a hockey mom.

If I were raped I do not want to have to pay for the rape kit.

If my daughter had an unwanted pregnancy(which should not happen because I support her use of birth control) I want her to have the option to abort.

I do not use term like "you betcha".

I do not wink incessantly.

And when asked which papers I read, my response is not "all of them".

I think if Falin had spent as much time with her kids 9 months ago as she does now parading them around for the world to see, Bristol probably would not be preggers.

Mz. Ojib