The ol' Docster is really active today, ain't he? Educating the great unwashed this morning, Doc? Problem is, most of us don't know that you spent your life in the halls of academia studying "Heather Has Two Mommies" and "It Takes A Village." They don't know that you probably attended many, many lectures by Ward Churchill and that you earned that Pee-Aitch-Dee.

Hey, all you Doc bashers out there...DOC IS SMART! He can't walk and chew gum, but he is smart. Just ask him. Show some respect, OK? He is a Doctor of Philosophy after all, and is just as qualified as Sean Penn to discuss U.S. foreign policy.

"You ever considered going back for a G.E.D. and seeing what opportunities might develop from that?"

HA...I evn tuk coledge. I can see that all the time and money to get a pee-aitch-dee would be a bad investment if YOU are any example.

"Which of the solar system's rocks are your crawling around on?"

Oh, c'mon now, Doc. That's a pretty weak retort for a pee-aitch-dee. I know you don't have a scintilla of artistic ability as DeadPud believes HE does, but I would expect something more original from someone like yourself. C'mon, get away from watching YouTube all the time like BuffyBoob and bring it again...with fervor.

"The New 21st Century Remittance Men: paid enough by famliy and friends to live on if they'll just promise to stay out of the country."

Mornin', Doc...do you know how much Canada is paying DeadPud to stay down here and be a big pain in the ass? You know what they say about prophets in their own lands, right? Pud thinks he's a prophet poet...or maybe a poet prophet. That's OK, I understand he has a big following out there where you and your little friends are.

"Luckily, "payback" in this case means years and years in the wilderness."

Well, considering that the democrats have held the Oval Office for eight of the last twenty-eight years, you should know about the "wilderness." However, in this case, "years and years" could mean maybe four....or maybe even two. Or, MAYBE you can REelect a president for the second time since 1940.

"Amreekan???"

Have you been fitted for your vest yet, Tosser? The ayatollah has a mission for you. Watch yoursef though, because some "Amreecan" will be waiting to send your Muslim ass to paradise. Bad news...there's an extreme shortage of virgins in paradise so Allah has been providing the new martyrs with six old French whores instead.

"Do you stupid fucks actually think repeating that outright bullshit often enough will make it true?"

Oh, my...someone must have peed in the Zatster's cereal this morning. Or, it could be that global cooling has caused his scientific, peer-reviewed pool to be too cold for a dip.

But all voters who graduated from college split nearly evenly, and were Obama's weakest group by education.

Unfortunately, "education" and "intelligence" aren't necessarily equivalent.

"We will know THAT when they have been properly identified."

I can tell you right now that it's those damn Presbyterians again...or maybe the Methodists, I forget. Anyway, I know it has to be ONE of those Christian sects that are making those terrorist attacks all over the fuckin' world.

"Gee, what's next, Mr. Big Bad Backwoods Man? A dozen roses? A box of chocolates? Dueling banjos?"

You must have me confused with Danforth. I understand he's trying to get a part in the sequel to "Brokeback Mountain," you know. I forget if they're calling it "Reachback Ridge" or "Sore In The Saddle."
If you're really an aspiring actor you might see if you can get the starring role opposite him.

"Why you choose to wear your ignorance, self-loathing, and feelings of inferiority like badges of pride is beyond me."

LOL...I knew a leftist-socialist moonbat like yourself would have to come up with SOMETHING concerning "feelings" of inferiority," self esteem, "self-loathing" etc. It's inconceivable to you that I just find you kinda amusing and maybe even naive, isn't it? Your pee-aitch-dee in psychology, is it? You know that pee-aitch-dees don't earn all that well, right? And...psychologists/
psychiatrists have one of the highest suicide rates, right? Do you REALLY think you're the smartest guy to ever shit between a pair of run-down heels, Doc? Guess what...you ain't.
But...you ARE a lot of fun on the DR.

"By the way, I'm not in that idiotic clip. But I am in this one: www.youtube.com"

Oh...I thought you were a pee-aitch-dee. You're just an actor like Danforth? I suppose he's the OTHER guy with a big hat...right? You both oughta stick to comedy though.

"So when did this become Americas problem!"

I musta missed it...who said it was? I just said the Muslims are up to the same shit they've done for centuries. I know, I know, it's not PC but I really don't care. Why don't you take a Valium or somethin'?

"Low cost of living."

Oh, man...not HERE. Besides, the taxes are sky high, there is no work, the weather is horrible, and the people are unfriendly.

"I could sell my house here and buy a mansion in the backward-assed south."

Nope...housing prices are atrocious, property taxes out of sight.
You wouldn't like it here anyway, the county went 87% for McCain. Best you stay in NewYawk.

"Could move to Mexico and do the same exact thing."

You might consider France. Those Mexicans wouldn't put up with your New Yawk shit and they might do you some serious harm.

I know it's not PC, but the Muslims have been doing this for CENTURIES. Nothing has changed except the weaponry.

"One of the historians of the Barbary conflict, Frank Lambert, argues that the imperative of free trade drove America much more than did any quarrel with Islam or "tyranny," let alone "terrorism." He resists any comparison with today's tormenting confrontations. "The Barbary Wars were primarily about trade, not theology," he writes. "Rather than being holy wars, they were an extension of America's War of Independence."

Let us not call this view reductionist. Jefferson would perhaps have been just as eager to send a squadron to put down any Christian piracy that was restraining commerce. But one cannot get around what Jefferson heard when he went with John Adams to wait upon Tripoli's ambassador to London in March 1785. When they inquired by what right the Barbary states preyed upon American shipping, enslaving both crews and passengers, America's two foremost envoys were informed that "it was written in the Koran, that all Nations who should not have acknowledged their authority were sinners, that it was their right and duty to make war upon whoever they could find and to make Slaves of all they could take as prisoners, and that every Mussulman who should be slain in battle was sure to go to Paradise." (It is worth noting that the United States played no part in the Crusades, or in the Catholic reconquista of Andalusia.)" Christopher Hitchins

"The reason for this current problem is all Bush's fault."

Of course....

"Somalia? Clinton gave it the middle finger already for BLACK HAWK DOWN."

Man! That really taught 'em a lesson didn't it? I bet if we did an investigation we would find out Bush sabotaged that helicopter.

"Obama Voters Sadly Ignorant on Simple Issues"

I think the older white-headed fellow is our Doc-ster Sarvis. He kinda looks like a tofu eatin', latte drinkin' socialist, don't he?

Blue state? Red State? I read this stuff all the time and I only have one question:

If the "blue states" are so fuckin' great, why are all you "blue state" azzholes moving down here? (BTW, Volkswagon (a German Co. for those of you who voted democrat) will be opening their plant in Chattanooga soon and creating 2000 new jobs. Y'all keep your "blue" asses up there, ya' hear? It won't be a union shop anyway.

"LMAO...reading the daily lefty regulars on the DR poke fun at Palin's intelligence and appeal..."

I think some of our little DR friends are seen on camera here...The old white haired guy is probably Dead Pud.

"What's fascinating about this gem that has Murphy wetting herself is that as far as I can tell nobody has offered even a slice of seal meat, a shank of caribou, or a pinch of whale fat---let alone any real money---for Palin to write anything about anything."

Ol' Doc sure has it in for Sweet Sarah, doesn't he? She probably turned him down for a date at some point in his miserable life or maybe she peed on his mooseburger. Here we are with all this vitriol from a guy who read "It Takes A Village" 42 times. I think it was required reading, along with "Heather Has Two Mommies," for his pee-aitch-dee. I'll bet his dissertation was really entertaining. He's probably pissed because nobody is offering him anything for a book but he could probably do well in stand-up comedy.

"I hope BuffablowBoOb chokes on a chicken bone at Grandma's House of Pancakes this afternoon."

Oh, no...no,no,no. There would be a village somewhere which would be without its idiot. Besides, what would we do for laughs on a boring Monday without ol' Boob?

"Zat believes algore's buddy Dr James Hansen, who has been cooking the books on world temps."

Well, Zat has to believe him. I think Zat's scientific, peer-reviewed swimming pool is letting him down and is registering colder temps causing Zat's scrotum to shrink up.

Ted Stevens SHOULD lose! He's a scum bag. What makes me wanna puke though, is how our little leftist friends take much pleasure in his loss but would defend William Jefferson to the hilt and would vote for him for an eternity. They think Marion Berry is a great democrat also. Hmmm...how many times has HE been reelected?

Don't even TRY to tell me the unions are not a great part of the problem. Things like this...and corporate taxes...go a long way toward explaining businesses in exodus.

"Jobs bank programs -- 12,000 paid not to work

Big 3 and suppliers pay billions to keep downsized UAW members on payroll in decades-long deal.

By Bryce G. Hoffman / The Detroit News

WAYNE -- Ken Pool is making good money. On weekdays, he shows up at 7 a.m. at Ford Motor Co.'s Michigan Truck Plant in Wayne, signs in, and then starts working -- on a crossword puzzle. Pool hates the monotony, but the pay is good: more than $31 an hour, plus benefits.

"We just go in and play crossword puzzles, watch videos that someone brings in or read the newspaper," he says. "Otherwise, I've just sat."

Pool is one of more than 12,000 American autoworkers who, instead of installing windshields or bending sheet metal, spend their days counting the hours in a jobs bank set up by Detroit automakers and Delphi Corp. as part of an extraordinary job security agreement with the United Auto Workers union.

The jobs bank programs were the price the industry paid in the 1980s to win UAW support for controversial efforts to boost productivity through increased automation and more flexible manufacturing.

"Top Republicans are hitting the brakes on a plan by Democrats to spend $25 billion rescuing American automakers."

Could the fact that a large percentage of the American people are against it be part of the reason why?