I posted this story before on the DR and I love telling it when we cruise but even though it still makes me laugh, my wife is sick of hearing it.
We laughingly refered to him as "Pimp Daddy" because of his shiny shark skined wide brim hats and suits. He also carried a pearl handled 38 in his belt. Pimp Daddy worked his way up from custodian to custodial supervisor. Someone promoted him to be a supervisor over mechanics and electronics technicians because that was just another branch of maintenance.
Pimp Daddy had gotton by somehow even though he couldn't read or write. A lady custodian did Pimp Daddy's paperwork for him until one day when she was off Pimp Daddy had to step up to the plate and make an accident report. He was afterall a creative sort so he drew a cartoon stick figure pointing to it's eye because the accident involved someone getting dust in their eye. That cartoon was the accident report!!!