In a simple transfer of power on January 20th Barack Obama will be given the launch codes for Armageddon.
Video has been released from a Long Island Wal-Mart where a worker was killed by a stampede of over 200 shoppers at the opening of a Black Friday sale.
read moreA Democratic official confirmed Obama had chosen Gates and Clinton, as well as retired Marine Gen. James Jones as national security adviser.
MSNBC Hardball host Chris Matthews has been meeting with top Democrats regarding a possible run at the U.S. Senate, officials say.
A U.S. couple are suing McDonald's for $3 million after nude photos of the woman, which were on her husband's mobile phone, were allegedly posted on the internet.


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