Everybody makes mistakes. I voted for Ross Perot.
#76 | Posted by rcade at 2008-10-12 03:10 PM |

Well, gee whillikers, goshdarnit, holy moley, and fuck me three ways fron Sunday, aint' that just the cat's pyjammas. Say it aint' so, Rogers.
~Sarah

Ohio spelled backwards is Oiho
~TAKEITSEZ

Rumpole at Pomeroy's wine bar, ordering up a bottle of plonk: Chateau Thames Embankment.

You have to go to the bottom before you get to the top.
The Joos know this.
Go Cubbies!
~TAKEITSEZ

"You also reap what you SEW, douchebag.
A sow is a female pig. Roll over in bed and look.
Granted, you are quoting an illiterate douchebag like Lewis, but you can do better.
#10 | Posted by vernon at 2008-10-11 10:54 PM |"

Vermim: Connoisseur of all things porcine and poster waif for homeskoolers everywhere.

Tell your Chinese masters they should apply for a refund.

What an ignorant blind partisan POS...
#4 | Posted by cookfish at 2008-10-12 12:49 PM | Reply

Awareness of your condition is the first step towards recovery, Cookie.

I knew I'd trap someone with that.
#49 | Posted by soheifox at 2008-10-12 12:17 PM

Sure you did, Captain Midnight.

#3 | Posted by cookfish at 2008-10-12 12:52 PM

Can't deal with the issue, eh?
How's your colonic irrigation program coming along?

Why in the name of Jeebus was this deleted:

BHO/Acorn/Dallas Cowboys/Thug Thizzle
we'll all have to live with the sins of our fathers of the last hundred years! not just some - ALL!
#92 | Posted by nanc at 2008-10-09 08:16 PM |

fucking nuts.
Posted by hillbillydeluxe at 2008-10-09 08:32 PM

Funny stuff, Zat, thanks!

I'm not pro-abortion and believe the decision should only be between the woman, her physician, her family and the baby's father (if he's around). It's no one else's business.

Spot on, Chris.

Johnson probing the human mind...
Sounds like going to the dentist
#176 | Posted by sitdown at 2008-10-12 11:01 AM

FF!
For some reeason, I'm reminded of my last colonoscopy.

Fannie and Freddie...blah, hurrumph, snort, blah...
#16 | Posted by Johnson

Okay. but what about Mack the Knife?

Bush
PDB

Johnson -

Are you a direct descendant of one of the moneychangers Jeezus booted out of the Temple?

Someone at ancestry.com is trying to connect with you.

Johnson probing the human mind...
There's a scifi flick or a sitcom in there somewhere.

Exacatamente. Jimmy.

Johnson reminds me of Alexandre Dumas, writing a novel in serial form, sitting in a Parisian bar, chugging on a beaker of booze with one hand, fondling a wench on his knee, occasionally writing out a page and handing it to the eager messenger boy to take down to the press for publication later that day.

The next president will be a homo sapien sapien.
Maybeso.
Gawd works in mysterious ways.
Ask the Galapagos turtles.
~TAKEITSEZ

"One question, among many raised in recent weeks, had to do with whether my financial support in any way influenced several political figures to take up my cause. I want to say in the most forceful way I can: I certainly hope so."
-Charlie "McCain's In My Pocket" Keating

Teflon is good.
Gawd made Teflon for a reason.
But I prefer Vaseline.
Ever wonder why there are two "g's" in "exaggerating"?
No, me either.
~TAKITSEZ

Like I said, you can't beat second-year law students for sheer comedic relief. But if you're going to do a run at Johnson's title---Airbag of the Day---you'll need to harnass just a tad bit more methane.

#44 | Posted by A_Citizen at 2008-10-12 09:54 AM

Oh, Gawd, another Jonhson-in-the-werks. Can't beat those second-year law school students when it comes to the amusement factor.

Busy man.
Lots to do on that converted pig farm in Crawford.
Pathetic clown.

Hard werk