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Apparently Sheep, you watched a private debate all in your head, because what America saw last night was a masterful performance by the first female President goading fat ole Mr. Piggy into mistake after mistake.

He was caught in several outright lies and the fact checkers caught many more (Ford jobs, pregnant employees, climate change hoax, etc.).

She was obviously well prepared and he was not. Kellyanne called him the Babe Ruth of debating, maybe she was comparing their physiques, because last night Mr. Piggy put up a golden sombrero. Best of all, his demeanor, body language and constant interruptions will help her even more with women, who will recognize those characteristics in some of the male bosses they've hated during their careers.

Legit flash polls (as opposed to the type of online poll used by Drudge), pundits (left and right, even Lewindowski was forced to admit Drumpf sucked and tried to blame it on Holt), and focus groups all showed Hillary won by a wide margin. Even the undecided voters Frank Luntz used in his focus group broke for Hillary more than two to one. Hell even users of f'n Stormfront thought she won. It's you righties who are searching for your binky today. Hillary voters are feeling pretty good right now.

Oh, and why won't Mr. Piggy do a press conference? It's been nearly two months since his last one. And what is with all the sniffing? I think he did coke before the debate, which explains his manic start, and fidgeting, but it wore off after about 45 minutes when he noticeably sagged. We need to see his complete medical records with a tox screen, not some BS letter from a obvious charlatan doctor!


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Trump $10,800 to fly in his gaudy gold plated plane that screams "look at me, I'm a rich douche bag with a small manhood" and seats only 43 people.


Hillary $5850 per hour to fly, which includes SS and her press corps (who also reimburse her campaign for their travel).

She is costing taxpayers less than half of what Drumpf is costing us. But you rubes don't care, you will send in your hard earned money because you have some crazy belief that Drumpf cares about you and your issues. If you were on fire on the sidewalk in front of his building in Manhattan, he wouldn't waste his urine on you to put you out. He could care less about you or your job or your family, all this fat orange narcissistic piece of slime cares about is "Make Drumpf Richer Again."

Every word that comes out of Fat Donnie's rectum shaped mouth is a lie. Every single word. We have NEVER seen anything like this. He is a big fat champion level liar who is totally unfit to be president. His policies will be worse than Shrub redux.

All you busters who will throw your vote away on Stein because Drumpf will bring the revolution are idiots. It has taken almost eight years to reverse the eight years of Shrub Rethug failure, and now you want to hand the wheel over to an obese clown with no idea what the hell he is doing? I hate to tell you, the revolution won't come. When Drumpf talks about how bad the economy is and what a jobless hellscape America is, he's actually forecasting America under Drumpf. What's worse busters is that we have seen how the right likes to mess with elections (gerrymandering and voter ID as examples). Do you really think once they have power, the way Drumpf speaks like a tin pot dictator, that they will risk giving that power up?

You are idiots if you cannot see that HRC has spent a carreer trying to do good things for this country, especially those less fortunate. Drumpf has spent his life finding shady ways to enrich himself while crapping on people like you rubes. If you think he cares about you or any of your issues, you are stupider than you appear to be. He has a golden throne in his penthouse apartment and you bash Hillary for being rich, wow.

If elected president, Drumpf will crash the world economy and find a way to laugh all the way to the bank. He is without a doubt the most corrupt presidential candidate in history, and you don't care because the MSM has spoon fed you trumped up CDS for 30 years. Every single HRC "scandal" turns into NOTHING. Yet when the media exposes real criminal activity by the fat orange child rapist, you all could care less. Unbelievable.

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