Apparently Sheep, you watched a private debate all in your head, because what America saw last night was a masterful performance by the first female President goading fat ole Mr. Piggy into mistake after mistake.
He was caught in several outright lies and the fact checkers caught many more (Ford jobs, pregnant employees, climate change hoax, etc.).
She was obviously well prepared and he was not. Kellyanne called him the Babe Ruth of debating, maybe she was comparing their physiques, because last night Mr. Piggy put up a golden sombrero. Best of all, his demeanor, body language and constant interruptions will help her even more with women, who will recognize those characteristics in some of the male bosses they've hated during their careers.
Legit flash polls (as opposed to the type of online poll used by Drudge), pundits (left and right, even Lewindowski was forced to admit Drumpf sucked and tried to blame it on Holt), and focus groups all showed Hillary won by a wide margin. Even the undecided voters Frank Luntz used in his focus group broke for Hillary more than two to one. Hell even users of f'n Stormfront thought she won. It's you righties who are searching for your binky today. Hillary voters are feeling pretty good right now.
Oh, and why won't Mr. Piggy do a press conference? It's been nearly two months since his last one. And what is with all the sniffing? I think he did coke before the debate, which explains his manic start, and fidgeting, but it wore off after about 45 minutes when he noticeably sagged. We need to see his complete medical records with a tox screen, not some BS letter from a obvious charlatan doctor!