Since I can't post a link here (not allowed) do Google and get it.

Sopa has got to the Retort as well?

Also, what's so special about this pic of RCade's.

RCADE will never reach his full potential until he puts up a pic I give him

What's so special about it? Can we see it.

go back home for 30 years... make plenty of movie about their "war heroism"... then they look for more trouble

Exhbit 1273:

Pakistan Navy - You don't like them?

No. Actually I like them so much I don't want to see anything bad happening to them. Which is why I made that comment about Mehran.

I don't want to get into anything, but I'm sensitive over the Pakistan Navy.

I can also confirm to you, that Tosser-kind goes up to the highest levels in the Navy

Is that why Mehran happened?

The idiot who wrote this has no idea of the defence deals

Come on man, he's your friend Cafe Pyala's friend. Also, I've heard a lot of arguments against doing Ph.D's. Why didn't you do one? Likely because you weren't leaving Pakistan?

America is "the world", now

Also I have pictures of Pakistan I need to upload.

That will keep you on your toes, alright

Yep. I'm looking at professions based on that plus obviously economic viability. I'm not looking for a profession based on dirtiness.

were you here when ModRat broke down and went away from the Retort forever

No, I missed it. I was surprised it was on your blog's shitlist that he retired.

Gave some lame excuse that he is becoming a judge and it would be very embarrassing

Not a problem for a Pakistani. We're so shameless now the entire world hates us. Like, some part of our society have so little tolerance for hypocrisy and bullshit that they just bathe in cynicism and cut thru the bullshit.

That explains the fascist, psycho-Sunni phenomenon, aka being a religious fundo.

They cut thru the bullshit of modernity it hurts everyone.

Don't know if that's a good idea. Modernity does have some pretences that keep people safe from fascism.

And besides lawyers, I don't see any other profession that keeps you fast.

Unless I go into the stock exchange. And that looks to get dirtier, even faster than lawyering would.

Iran

Then why are they continuing to bark? To force Messiah's hand? Or scare the domestic/Canadian audience into it. Or the off chance they could achieve some random thing.

The noise is semi-consistent, a little barking everyday to poison the air.

I think it can be done in 10 text messages...

I'll be faster. Also I was wondering, I asked you what I should do to keep those old instincts and not become like one of them.

There is a place close to my house that serves channay, but they only do it on Saturdays, from 11 am till the evening.

Also, I don't have a family business to inherit. Down the road, lawyering is starting to look very good.

Yeah, I just realised they could involve the Baloch. Some way or fucking other.

Bandar Chod Israeli Yahoodis are going to establish a 'free' Balochistan in the Iranian sector. Crazy to attempt it, but fuck, if those mother fuckers try.

Also the maathar chods would have us in the same bind as the Turks were/are thrown into with the "autonomous" Kurdistan on their borders.

So....War with Iran & loving up the Baloch......On the cards if Romney comes into power?

Sort of how I knew if Obama would come into power he would push the buttons on Pakistan.

I thought he was American, but to me he's from Iran (American born, I think). He wasn't an idiot.

Yeah, this is the more serious one. Iran. It seriously looks like something may be up, the choots in DC are pushing for war and the Epic choots in Izra-Hell are salivating like puppies all over the idea.

And I don't know where and how the fuck why, but they are some how or other trying to drag Pakistan into this. I don't know how, but it's looking like they;re thinking along those lines. Sectarian bullshitting to get Pakistan involved? I don't know how that would persuade GHQ.

I don't spend time on pissing people off... it happens all by itself

Karachi's faster and North America makes people slower.

Will maintain my old speed.

Have no idea. I always assumed movie theaters were places where you went for a blow-job.

Ouch. Yeah, this isn't your old Numaish, Regal tharki hive BS places. The security is top notch, and Atrium, Silver City are comparable to places in the West, all they need is to have multiple screens like the farangi multiplexes.

Also, weren't girls supposed to have become easier in Pakistan now? Send them 20-30 texts to talk them into doing whatever.

Apparently the way to a girl's panties is thru her message box. Who fucking knew.

Cinema is for after; when you want to not think about anything but still want to get entertained in a group, whilst keeping your clothes on.

Hey Tosser, nice to see you, surprising thread to see you on; this girl was born in 1998 and she's talking about sexuality...OK.

There's a whole emotional aspect, which needs a deeper look at and I don't think someone at 13 can give much advice on that; but the slut shaming part I can agree with.

Anyhow, more serious question, is Israel about to attack Iran? Because this crazy guy called Niall Ferguson is trying to (retroactively?) justify it

Let them make trouble in their native Afghanistan, not here

I can't really say that publicly. Very politically incorrect.

And considering the lack of a major attack on Ashura, you're right that we might've clamped down on their branches when it comes to them attacking Pakistanis.

But there are two things; 1, the killing of those two scouts in the beginning of Muharram; we've got guys running around loose, stirring crap up; 2, Jhang itself experienced another spasm of violence on the 9th of Muharram and its kind of obvious that Jhang/Central Punjab is the head of the snake when it comes to sectarianism in Pakistan. What do we or the government do about the middle class types in Jhang?

Lashkar-e-Jhangvi after all, stands for the Army of Jhang. If any American wants further details, please do your research on your own, this is valuable stuff I found thru my own experiences.

Lashkar-e-Jhangvi is an old hatred of mine since childhood. If you had to ask the question, what is the Pakistani version of the death eaters from Harry Potter, Lashkar-e-Jhangvi would fit the bill.

You guys missed these people way back in the 1990's, which is another reason I have a chip on my shoulder when it comes to Americans. When you guys were worried about a stain on a dress, I was wondering how and where L-eJ and its psychopaths will be taken out. And mind you I was under-12 at the time but these scum fuck psychopathic, shit for brains cold blooded killers were still loose, until our bald & dumb Prime Minister's younger brother arranged for the majority of them to be killed.

Then you guys shook the dumb tree in Afghanistan and these rats crawled into Pakistan and started breeding again. Now we have a new Al-Qaeda-ised generation of these scum to deal with. Good job Amreeka & Pakistan; you two deserve each other.

The group that carried out this killing is called Lashkar-e-Jhangvi-el-Alami. Their other name is "Asian Tigers". They kidnapped & killed a Pakistani officer, Khalid Khwaja. So these guys are an enemy of the Pakistani state and people and it would be a joy and a pleasure to see them eliminated.