I have plonked 0-
My main purpose here is to read; what good is a book with chapters missing.

That's what white beaver will do for you.
#3 BOAZ

I would imagine it's pretty good stuff when you walk in the door with $1.7 mil in your pocket.

Fist!
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You still thinking about Brad & Grace?

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The daily report on further erosion of our privacy
#22 GOATMAN

For what it's worth- The wife came home yesterday with a story one of her student procters told her. It went like this-
Seems he and dad were playing catch in the front yard when a couple of "black Suburbans" pulled up; men got out. One came up to them, flashed a DHS badge and asked them to go into their house. The men then went to the house across the street and went in. (Being good citizens, they watched them through the window.)
The DHS officials came out later with 11 computers.He said they never saw the neighbor come out at any time so they didn't know if he was home.
I looked up local news to see if there was a mention, but of course there wasn't.
Told the wife to talk to the kid today to see if there is an update to the story-

Watch Avatar too many times and this is the result.

"Really? Seems to me she did the right thing. Giving people false hope is the true evil move."
#15 TOR

It seems to me the right thing was for her to keep her mouth shut, being as she had not a clue as to the girls fate.

I've heard the line "pump 'em full of lead" used in gangster movies but never saw Dillinger or Al Capone ever pull out and fire a No. 2 pencil.
#19 CALIFCHRIS

Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky Day: I don't know.
Jefe: I think he means that if you...
El Guapo: Shut up!

They can't have the poor child grow up to become an "El Guapo".

The morels have popped!
Found two bags full at the farm last night. Also found a million ticks; slight exaggeration, half a mil.
Anyway, steak and fried shrooms for a late dinner. It doesn't get any finer.

I want to know if your family kissed each other.
#5 GOATMAN

All of the kids are grown with children, so sometimes yes, sometimes no. It depends on whether we're working, relaxing, celebrating, etc.
My personal rule is if mom or dad want a kiss; you gotta give it up. They know this rule and accept it. It's great fun when my son is being pissy to do the "Com'ere boy" in front of his child.

those pigs fired NINE times, NINE TIMES after he was on the ground.
#13 YOUGOTHURT

Their mag was empty.

A college girl asks her father for $500 to by a bicycle. She gets the money but on the way to the bike shop she goes by a pet shop. In the window is a monkey she falls in love with. She spends the $500 on it instead of the bike.
Two weeks later the monkey gets ill.She texts her father and says, "Dad, all of the hair is falling off of my monkey. What should I do?"
Dad texts back, "Sell the bicycle."

#7 ATAXPAYER

The difference between a Corvette and a porcupine?
Porcupine has it's pricks on the outside.

Which species is Rodman?

She deserves jail, it's only a matter of time.

#3 DAVETHEWAVE

We can only hope that she doesn't kill anyone other then herself as she careens down this life path.

Every member of Congress should be required by law to wear one of these while in office.

To clean up government, copies of the photos sent to; The Congressional Ethics Committee , FBI Public Corruption division and the Project On Government Oversight.

OR, just for fun, the photos from Congressional Dem cameras could be sent to the GOP; Congressional Repub photos sent to the DNC.

#5 SULLY

Is cremation necessary to put him in a landfill?

Crap- link fail

Trolling

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As per the conversation- That Iams commercial at the start of the video is just pure D wrong.