The fact is too many people; INCLUDING OFFICERS, think the law should only apply when it's not inconvenient to them.

#51 | Posted by soheifox at 2012-02-13 09:49 PM

We had some tough guy on the DR who penned an entire paragraph about all of the broken bones he's had (he sets his own fractures) when he shakes hands with people the static electric shock knocks them off their feet, etc.

Joe Hans'd (I'll explain the term Hans'd if necessary) the post.

If you catch him posting tomorrow ask him about it.

It's pretty hilarious.

#29 | Posted by JeffJ at 2012-02-13 10:42 PM

MMercier, are you unable to wear watches? Do you eat 1 lb of chocolate everyday as part of your 10,000 calorie regimen? Do you diagnose your own cancer and set your own fractures?

Cry baby cry!

#41 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 05:37 PM

You were the one assuming I'm a straight down the line Republican voter. I'm miles ahead of you asshole.
#29 | Posted by Hugevag at 2012-02-13 04:22 PM

rofl

The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat
#3 | Posted by Hugecooze at 2012-02-13 12:37 PM

#39 Posted by HugeKnobPolisher

What did reposting that prove, numb nuts?

You whined about people assuming you're a party line Republican after posting: The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat

It is retarded, and numb nuts such as yourself are the reason our choices are dumb and dumber.

Though I can't decide which is the bigger a stretch:
A woman's vagina with a basketball going through it,
or the possibility that you are capable of love.

#93 | Posted by snoofy at 2012-02-13 04:55 PM

You know about as much about me as I know about you. You were the one assuming I'm a straight down the line Republican voter. I'm miles ahead of you asshole.

#29 | Posted by Hugevag at 2012-02-13 04:22 PM

The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat
#3 | Posted by Hugecooze at 2012-02-13 12:37 PM

You poor bastard.

Now brush the sand from your pussy hair.

Saw some of these at the aquarium in Chicago over the weekend.

Big suckers.

What I am is grateful for police to handle these rejects.

#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2012-02-13 03:20 PM

Because steaming live crabs is OK but frying a live hamster isn't?

The only offense here is that he didn't eat the hamster.

Did Zed just compare a girl getting shot in the head to the end of a movie?

lol, ♥ the Retort.

@9
If I sounded stupid it was because I was using your logic from post #5.

#15 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 02:22 PM

lol, who do you think you're fooling, dummy? The smell of desperation emanating from your spotted manties is nauseating.

@5
And you are the reason we have a blank screen in the WH.
Or maybe it was just the orgasmic climax of Affirmative Action.

Either way, it was one big ass mistake.

#8 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 01:24 PM

That said, supporting shitty candidates will cause him to have a 2nd term. Enjoy, and pat yourself on the back for a job well done, you extra-chromosomal turd floating in a river of extra chromosomes.

Do your patriotic duty and report attacks.

The worst Republican is better than the best Democrat, ie. Joe the Plumber is better than Hillary Rotten Clinton.

I'll take Santorum over the blank slate anytime. I'll take Joe the Plumber over the blank slate.

#3 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 12:37 PM

You are why our choices are dumb and dumber.

In his defense, he didn't play hacky sack with it. Only dirty hippies play hacky sack.

Santorum only wanted to take it home, cuddle, and use it as a marionette in a puppet show to teach his kids about Jesus.

#85 | Posted by Dr_Icepick at 2012-02-13 11:49 AM

Just reported an attack.

Someone said Obama was a big dummy head and my feelings were hurt.

Signed Sincerely,
MonstWoman, Zed Haggard, DongerBoy, Axehole, et al

Hey you wanna know how to avoid the theoretical $1,200 speeding ticket? Don't speed. It seems as if your problem is that you think you should be able to speed consequence free, but police officers shouldn't.

#32 | Posted by soheifox at 2012-02-13 11:42 AM

Every single event in the Obama presidency was either a grand success or something he was forced into by Bush, congressional republicans, et al. He has never made any poor decisions. Ever.

#20 | Posted by JOE at 2012-02-13 12:08 PM

#6

That's original. How about you climb out of your mother's basement and get a job?

Hugeknob: unaware of his surroundings and proud of it

The issue isn't birth control, it's government confiscation of liberty.

#3 | Posted by Huguenot at 2012-02-13 11:43 AM

Police officers go through alot protecting our asses from the assholes of society.

#12 | Posted by boaz at 2012-02-12 11:26 PM

btw, Murph,

Attacking Obama on his Christianity while supporting 1 of the handful of choads running for the Republican nom is absolutely hilarious.

Romney = Mormon
Gingrich = cheating sleaze
Santorum = hateful, plays hacky sack with dead babies

75--HA! I thought it was obvious.

#76 | Posted by pragmatist at 2012-02-13 10:41 AM

A 'truth team' that is dedicated to only the truth that benefits their side shouldn't be taken seriously.

The only undecided voters this will affect are those too retarded to make use of the vast resources of the internet and the many sites dedicated to fact checking both parties. That said, it will be super effective.