Thinking. Not your strong suit, is it, DZAKINS?

How would you recognize a "bright, creative" anything, miss cut-and-paste.

BTW, it's Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles for me, PorkFriedRiceSmokingJunkieBegg ar.

Not quite as hilarious as advertised, memb.

If I was Buffalo Bob I'd be sorry.

How's that?

Bubble-bath taking burrito sitter.

Sniper dead-wrong on the facts again. Who would have guessed?

"Round up gangs of former welfare recipients from the ghetto"

Like Burbank?

Bubble-bath taking burrito sitter.

Do your own cut and paste.

You're doin' a fine job there Junta-y

Well, now we know what Tosser's been tossing.

Skip Wellington?????

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Auxillary = failed the psych test.

"But go on pretending that Obama is not a coward.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE"

Not only that, but I'll go on pretending anything you say matters to someone, somewhere, in summertime.

Shhhhh. Those aren't really "white" folks. Everyone knows that only the South (being handed note with "North Carolina" on it)....oops, nevermind.

Is that whore-monger Vitter still a Senator?

Damn, there goes another state KaliKrisK can't move to.

Well, of course. He's a Saudi. Everyone knows Saudis love America.

"If that passes, you'll want the concession on the well-made, washable, grocery carriers.

Posted by Danforth"

Already have plenty, thanks.

P.S., Amtrak prices still the same. Metrorail prices still the same.

Kuma, I'm asking.

The last time I typed with my heart it took weeks to clean the blood off the keyboard. I don't recommend it.

The last time I typed with my heart it took weeks to clean the blood off the keyboard. I don't recommnend it.

"Go figure.

Posted by Corky "

Careful. You don't want to be late for your OB-GYN appointment.

Also, there is that nasty little detail of requirements for office being listed in the Constitution. Voting, not so much. The only way this would be constitutional is if the ID's were free and were distributed evenly (so you didn't have to go 100 miles to get one). Please. Why are Righties afraid of people voting?

"Voting. No difference"

Um, age? Let's start there.

Seriously mired in his trollop's mud, more likely.

"Oh, you mean like your posts?"

You are seriously delusional. But that's been painfully obvious for months.

I call you Curly from now on. 101Curly.

p.s. Uh, Chair, since you've never actually READ "Of Mice and Men", Curly was the ranch hand that Lenny crippled. Just so you know.

Oh, that is SO fresh! Wow, wherever did you come up with that? So very original, CorkPipeBeggar. Can't wait for your next bon mot.

It's less of ignoring and more of not noticing the difference.

Yeah, about 2 seconds. You should be impressed, that's twice your attention span.

Time to change your tampon -er- I mean - name again, McBeggtodiffer?

DOH!

This is what backyards are for.

George Clinton at the Bellyup June 3rd.

"Disagreeing defeats the purpose of the cartel and undermines collusion and price fixing schemes.

Posted by member2586"

Just ask Shell, BP, Exxon, etc.

"Lenny from "Of Mice and Men".

Posted by 101Chairborne"

Well, you've got the retardation part down, Chair. But are you big enough to crush every bone in Curly's hand?

Member, being called lame by you is, well, kind of sad, really. Poor old tard. You take a nice nap now.

"The pros" have already determined that the wicked old witch is indeed dead. Please try and keep up, CorkPipeBeggar.

I couldn't Kerrin less.

I guess the "right" loves to piss money down a hole as long as they can kill "gooks" and what-not.

Yea! A new religion for the Cranc's to bash!

CorkPipeBeggar.

She's got a hole in her bucket.

You will detect a noticeable absence of Cork-Begg-Quackfish-ery around this subject.

"Hillary Bowing out?"

Wouldn't that be a curtsey?

Let them eat rotted rice.

-The "Generals" of Burma.

I did not never have no problems righting.

You'd be digging yourself a hole in that course if you don't keep up with the homework.

There are 2 kinds of people that want to get into that course, the quick and the dead.

There is stiff competition to get into that course.

DEAD 101

People are dying to get into that course.

CrackpipePoleSmoker is the new Corky.

Wah, wah, wah.

13 is still children.

Regarding the winning entry....what the ???

What are they, chicken?

"The retards are out in full force.

Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE"


Indeed.

Plus, cops lie on the stand all the time. That's called perjury.

Leave it to RightIsWrong to be the moral compass.

Hahahahahahooooohahaha!

I have a hard time believing that so-called jonryker is anything beside an agent provocateur.
I've never seen a more consistent pattern of posting absolute hogwash.

"I thought it was Bush's fault, like always.

Posted by member2586"

First, you don't think.
Second, this is weak.
Third, it IS Bush's fault.

Reminds me of Kasey Kasem's celebrated meltdown. That's classic.

So Keef, your point being that everyone in TV and Radio are such fucking prima donnas they can't treat their co-workers with a modicum of respect?

Ah, when the young Bill-O was a mere AIT (asshole in training)

BLT - Vaya con Dios. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Etc.

"p.s. it's called irony.

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Hey Jomama by You calling Briwo a Tard aren't YOU Name calling??

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr "

Please pay attention.

p.s. it's called irony.

"Scooter, your handle... it's..just so precious Mommy give that to you?

Posted by briwo"

Well, when you don't have a retort, resort to name-calling. What a tard.

It's like Amtrak - I always use the self-service machines.

They want to be regular idiots?

"Currently sold only south of the Mason-Dixon line."

Posted by Doc_Sarvis"


Oregon is south of the Mason-Dixon line?

"With food prices soaring, maple-smoked bacon may be harder to find, but not impossible"

Where else?

Where were these chicks when I was in school. I got the Martha Stewart's mom type. Dammit all to hell.

In the spirit of our next president's campaign theme, I am offering a new term into the lexicon. It will be used as a measurement of things requiring or indeed effecting life-altering change.

The Obamalot.

As in "Dude, I smoked an Obamalot of weed last night"

Or, "Hillary needs an Obamalot of votes if she wants to stay in this race"

Or, "It takes a nation of Obamalot of white folks to hold us back."

Discuss.

In the spirit of our next president's campaign theme, I am offering a new term into the lexicon. It will be used as a measurement of things requiring or indeed effecting life-altering change.

The Obamalot.

As in "Dude, I smoked an Obamalot of weed last night"

Or, "Hillary needs an Obamalot of votes if she wants to stay in this race"

Or, "It takes a nation of Obamalot of white folks to hold us back."

Discuss.

Talk about a head rush.

Debauchery! Debauchery! Raaaaaaaaaaawwwk!!

How do you feel about bombing Iran, DP? Just checking your neocon credentials. Did we have a moral duty to throw Iraq into chaos while Osama Bin Laden was still out there plotting more evil? Or is this just a convenient excuse to control the flow of oil from the Persian gulf and deny China ultimate hegemony? When should we attack Russia?

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

- H.L. Mencken