but...but...Trump is a different kind of candidate! I can imagine his acceptance speech at next week:
"Vote for me, everyone. I have big ideas, big hair, my wife has BIG implants, and my daughter. Look at her, isn't she gorgeous? She sure got her mother's DNA, especially THERE, incredible. The Trump presidency will be huge. I mean, there will be no presidency like mine, we will make America great again. You know what I mean by that phrase, I blew the dog whistle enough, haven't I? All other slogans were losers, especially that liar Hillary. She's terrible, awful. Secretary of State? What does that matter? She killed dozens, hundreds of people. She ate babies with her little hands, tearing them apart. But me, I eat American beef, Trump steaks, cut by my own huge hands (see them?), and purchased by profits from Trump University. We will have a tough, smart presidency. I mean tough, surrounded by the best advisors from Liberty University, The National Chamber of Commerce, The Family Research Council, and the greatest, the best politicians that the great state of Alabama has to offer. That crook Hillary, under a Hillary white house people will exploit people, but believe me, in the Trump white house, it will be the other way around!"