"ok ... this is a total waste of space on the internet."

Now it is more of a waste.

"Maybe we should require all our presidents to be single? "

Nah, before you know it, you'd be wanting them to be celibate, too. Then how soon would it take them to start raping 8 year-old boys?

I've been polled over the phone a couple of times, in San Diego and L.A.

Maybe its you?

I had no idea the compound had high-speed internet access, Johnson.

I quit.

Johnson, didn't realize you were a NAMBLA member.

I wonder, if they are undocumented and their work is "off the books", where do all of these figures for how many illegals there are, what they get paid, how much they cost us, etc., comes from?

What were they, chicken?

Services rendered? The only reason you monkeys get any money at all is because China sold you a nuke.

F you Mother F'er, what the F is wrong wit you?

You'd think these school administrators would understand that it is the right of every American to NOT say the pledge.

Tso?

Bad year for Goodyear.

"Too bad they still deliver all the junk."

Scientologists used to live in my house (they were the former former owners) over 20 years ago, and I continue to get more crap mail from them than is believable. Full color magazines, endless mug shots of L.Ron looking like they were taken yesterday, etc. There were three of them, so we get everything in triplicate. I'd tell them, but I don't want a rattlesnake in my mailbox.

Still 18-1.

"Does that help clarify things for you now, burritobrain?


Posted by CalifChris"


Chrissy.

All rights come from the moon.

"22 hour curfew"

Yes,yes, praise Allah I will only gather bomb-making materials during lunch.

-Abu Yugoddabekid DinMe.

For a fascinating look at Burma, as well as a good read, I recommend "Saving Fish From Drowning" by Amy Tan.

Yes, Burma. Myanmar is the slave name.

"Ward, 57, a former Roman Catholic priest,"

All I need to know.

"New idea in mortuary science: Dissolving bodies with lye "

New?

Corky, will you be voting for Nader or just staying in your basement come November?

Yes, let's continue to foster a race of inbred cultists.

"but occasionally I get angry glares from Hispanics."

Setting flags on fire will do that to some people.

Another proof of women's inability to comprehend math.

How can we have unending fear to control the sheep if these a-holes keep getting arrested?

-DickFace Cheney

"For Father's Day I plan on telling Mrs Oohrah that while orchids on the kitchen table might be nice, what I'd really like are tulips on my organ.

Posted by OohRah"

Best get yerself a pair o' tap shoes.

"In other words....go fuck yourself Jomama. (rcade has a way with words)

Posted by ride_on "

Too bad you don't.

Debauchery! Debauchery! Raaawwwk!!

Dumpling? Scrumplet? Oh buoy.

Do none of you leftist Commie scum understand what MANIFEST DESTINY means? Huh? DO YOU!???!!?!?!

Oh, that's a knee-slapper all right. Better get that one patented. Or what not.

I sense a disturbance in the force.

I was married 17 years to this Asian chick named Mina...she told me she was Korean but I have my doubts. She was some e-ticket pussy, though. She could do tricks with her vaginal walls that had you believing....oh, you wouldn't be interested.

"He "knows" to the same extent that DR posters "know" what they are posting about.

Posted by mOntecOre"

Wow. I had no idea there were so many well-respected pollsters here. My congrats!

I want a full-on prime-time speed-ball melt-down.
Nothing else will cure that jones I have for Clintoncrash 2008.

"Also, is it true you can't smell alcohol on your breath if you drink volka?

rwd"

Yes, but you still type like a drunk.

You know, no one has ever successfully copied a driver's license or social security card. So you're right.

Good thing this wasn't to his kid in school, or it'd be detention for sure.

"We all glow in the dark anyway.
Deal with it.

Posted by Zatoichi"

Hmmmm, what do YOU see when you turn out the lights?

Sniper? Use his head? For anything besides a hammer?

"Give us your tired, your poor.
Your glowing piles of radioactive waste.
I don't need a lamp now, we'll all just glow in the dark"

Huh? That's like saying he's anti-crime and then he goes out and commits murder. WTF? That passes for "morality" with you losers? No wonder this country is F-ed up.