#8 'People don't act rationally'
But they did! Suckers exist to be conned, and they all did their parts.
#10 As opposed to being named Hussein?
We all know he got the unfortunate name years before the murderer came to power. But Coors so loved Adolf he passed in on to II, III, and IV. At least Harpo knew when to do the right thing.
#25 CJS reform? ZZZZZZZ
Oh. You're serious? OK then, just give me a few billion to start, and I'll throw in a free global warming fix. But only if you act NOW!