I ordered a pizza last night, but to say I made it would be a lie. Or is that too deep for you?

Obama wants the dogs well fed and plump...there's a Muslim holiday coming and he needs a well marbled mutt to serve.

If Issa wants to shut Holder up and make him scurry off like the rat he is, he'll ask for proof. Any time Holder is asked for supporting documentation or proof of anything he immediately disappears...

It looks like cbob doesn't like acknowledging mistakes and would rather bury is head in the sand instead of admitting what others knew and informed him of, prior.

Cbob, do you know if you pull the covers over your head the boogeyman can still get ya?

I like that he sits to pee when Moochellle is around.
I also like that he kills tons and tons of "innocent" Muslims, especially the kind that used to creat more terrorists under Bush's watch. Now, dead Muslim children only create excuses...from obamabots.

Jak...firkin hilarious.

Ball bearings or marbles? Maybe eberly was right.

It could be some random Bostonian that was pissed about his commute being fubar'd.

Oh no. Now we'll be subjected to more "is Richard engel alive" crap. My money is on Richard engel's hair being the bomber.

Will the people with the GPS shoelace thingies be charged for not returning them? Come on people, we need to get to the bottom of the important questions.

Prejudice, judgementalism, and bigotry is what drew me and many others here. In other words, I hope so.

Will those that hadn't completed the 26.2 get a refund? Lets stick to the important stuff and not delve into the inane crap about hoping people are safe or that the perpetrators are caught.

Rusty,
I think a healthy dose of both of those scenarios are good reasons for the lack of success.
I honestly don't see the multiple spouse thing being viable. Not because of the "one wife bad enough" jokes, but more so due to logistics/human nature (jealousy/sabotage).

Yes and no. He created a fiscal nightmare and eroded trust in our government. Then the next bum continued the tradition and upped the ante.

I'm not around enough to generate the plonks I deserve.

I forgot to "toss" Rigel into the pit. That serial spamming pig pen is on the list!

Corky,
If the moderation policy were more lenient I'd tell you exactly what I think of you for your being right, and me being wrong in regards to Hillary circa 2008. It starts with F and ends in "you". Then I'd call you some form of homosexual or something super witty.

The injured should have trained harder and then they wouldn't have been in this mess in the first place. Nobody likes a slacker.

I did not. I actually forgot about that serial lying, multiple handled tool.

Maybe he got another handle? Has anyone recently shown up claiming to be a colonel? Anyone trolling for friends by pretending to have loved ones in peril? Any super far fetched stories about being friends with "important" people? How about somebody pimping matinee shows at the local Holiday Inn Express?

I feared a Hillary presidency in 2008. What a boob I was. If only she had won then.

I let my Clinton hate blind me. She would have done a much better job, IMO, than the sham we currently have.

The repubs can't field any worthy candidates, so we will see another dem in office...may as well be Hillary.

Are we talking submissive urination? No? Damn.

I never wanted this feature but I'd be remiss if I didn't use it to kill off serial spammers and the chronically unfunny.
Babbles and northguy are a nice start.

Good. I'm sure I would have hated her had I known her.

Gabby and mark giffords daughters dog killed a baby seal and its on video. Mark Giffords eventually pulls the American bulldog (I wanted one a couple years back but couldn't find a local breeder) off the dead seal.

Unfortunate timing for the giffords. Maybe they can become spotlight rangers about the need for dog owners to be highly regulated.

Aids is a benefit?

I got one for the affectionate name I use for African Americans. The reason given was a repeat of the phrase I used.
I don't know why it made me laugh, but it did.