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McClellan Voting for Obama 'and Clapping'

ShotgunCheney — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 08:31:28 -0400

Scott McClellan, the former White House press secretary who sharply criticized President Bush in his memoir last spring, is voting for Barack Obama. "From the very beginning I have said I am going to support the candidate that has the best chance for changing the way Washington works and getting things done and I will be voting for Barack Obama and clapping," he said.

RNC Donor Unhappy About Dressing Palin

ShotgunCheney — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:02:29 -0400

The Republican National Committee's $150,000 investment in Sarah Palin's wardrobe has prompted some complaints by the party's big donors. "As a Republican Eagle and a maxed-out contributor to McCain's general campaign, I'd like my money back," one donor told Politico.

Schmooze with Palin, Get a Fatwa

ShotgunCheney — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:00:54 -0400

Lahore, Pakistan - After the flirtation came the fatwa.

With some overly friendly comments to Gov. Sarah Palin at the United Nations, Asif Ali Zardari has succeeded in uniting one of Pakistan's hard-line mosques and its feminists after a few weeks in office.

Sarah Palin Quote Generator

ShotgunCheney — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:18:25 -0400

It is for no more politics as usual and the impact so we don't have to be takers from federal government.

Buy My Shitpile

ShotgunCheney — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:52:33 -0400

With our economy in crisis, the US Government is scrambling to rescue our banks by purchasing their "distressed assets", i.e., assets that no one else wants to buy from them. We figured that instead of protesting this plan, we'd give regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad assets to the government. We need your help and you need the Government's help!

National Talk Like A Pirate Day

ShotgunCheney — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:38:07 -0400

AAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

'The World as We Know It is Going Down'

ShotgunCheney — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:30:24 -0400

Overnight, some of the biggest names on Wall Street -- Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch -- have disappeared into thin air. Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley are the only giants left standing and Morgan's reportedly looking at buyouts. "Nothing will be like it was before," said broker James Allroy. "The world as we know it is going down."

Now you know how slow Uranus is

ShotgunCheney — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:26:30 -0400

There is now a new method for determining the velocities of stars and other celestial bodies which is a thousand times more accurate than previous methods. ...

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

ShotgunCheney — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:46:12 -0400

Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There's Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Ever wonder what your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!

Sara Palin, A MILF

ShotgunCheney — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:05:41 -0400

Since there are way too many threads about a potential Playboy centerfold, I thought this topic hadn't been covered yet.

I'd hit it after a couple margaritas and a doob. Maybe three margaritas. Then I could brag to my friends I shagged a Caribou Barbie.