In Great Britain recently perplexed doctors administered VIAGRA to a 1.5 pound premi in an effort to expand the infants lungs...IT WORKED

A plant instead of Viagra?! Oh no, we can't have that! How is a corporation supposed to make a living? Let's add the plant to the war on drugs and make movies about how people can do criminal stuff when they take the plant, you know, kind of like pot and Reefer Madness.

Makes sense to me-Member-after all-we gotta protect Corporate profits-how else are all those rich execs going to make a living?

Scarey-so-that means the drug works soooo well-it'll even give a premi's lungs a boner?

from THE WEEK magazine I stole from my Doctor's office....

Off-label uses, after desperate British doctors gave Viagra to Lewis Goodfellow, a 1.5 pound premature baby, thereby expanding the blood vessels in his lungs and saving his life. "They were just clutching at straws, basically," said Lewis' grateful mother, Jade.....

And my cardiologist tells me they are using it in patients with a special hypertensive disorder off the heart...

Of course Viagra was originally touted as a drug for high blood pressure...isn't life grand....

I have just been doing a little research on this magazine "The Week" and it appears it was started by a Marxist back in 1933 originally, and was refounded by a couple of Marxists back in 1964...It was published as the International by the International Marxist Group...

It was restarted in Great Britain in 1995 as a non-partisan fact finding magazine...and in 2001 an American edition was first published...

It prints all the major stories of the week and gives both sides of the story in boxes attached to the story...

It's a great read but I am afraid I will have to book more Dr's appointments because I'm not paying $90 bucks a year...

I first read "Grow your own vagina."

Let's cross-pollinate this plant with marijuana! Yowsah!

Blind Man...it takes too long. If you're actually in the market for something along those lines, may I suggest page 28 of the current Adam & Eve catalog.

I first read "Grow your own vagina."

With a little more stem cell research, who knows?

Let's cross-pollinate this plant with marijuana! Yowsah!

Hops would be a better match.

"Boner Beer" would outsell Bud and revolutionize the hospitality industry.

yep, knew about this a long time ago, it's called marijuana. One of the best drugs for sex, IMHO.

"I first read "Grow your own vagina."

One does covet what it can't have.

One does covet what it can't have.

Posted by happyending


Who said I can't have one?
You?

BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHahahahaaaaa
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I just can't grow one.

I feel sorry for us that don't live close to an Alpine forest....we're shit out of luck...

Hey...Crappy Ending...the whirling buttplug section you're looking for starts somewhere around page 70.

Covet up on this (grabs crotch)

Yeah...I've grown my own "viagra"...'tweren't no damn heathers, tho...

Vigra has saved many a Rhino. Just think of all the endangered species save by the little blue pill!

Mother Nature is a grand ol gal!

I first read "Grow your own vagina."

Posted by DATA

that would drop the divorce rate and end the human race all in one fell swoop..

legio..
this is not the NCAA, wit West Virgina t shirts!

Sounds like an April fools joke to me.

Screw the Budweiser, go for a blody mary and be healthy and laid:
An infusion of about 20g of flowers in 100ml of fluid liberates the active principle. A quality full-strength vodka (at least 40 per cent) is also effective.

I first read "Grow your own vagina."


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That is easy. Just take You a longgg watermelon (Not the round ones cause it won't work) take You the hot dog looking watermelon and take and measure Your "Johnson's" Diameter and get You an auger bit the same diameter as Your "Johnson". Take You a drill and drill You a hole at the bottom end of said watermelon and volla You just grew Your own Vagina. Oh and it is self lubricating as well. Just an FYI from Yours truly.

Sincerely
Larry Mohr

An infusion of about 20g of flowers in 100ml of fluid liberates the active principle. A quality full-strength vodka (at least 40 per cent) is also effective.

And, when served in a gay bar, will be known as an "Asshopper".

"and drill You a hole at the bottom end of said watermelon"

Thanks Larry. We here at the DR can always rely on you to raise the level of any discussion.

I could be wrong, but this has 'April Fools' written all over it.

The first thing I did after reading the first two sentences was to check the publish date...

Larry-

I missed your haphazard perverted rants.

Now if we could just get the womenfolk a lil something that makes them all horny all the time too! Nothing worse than walking around town with a boner and no place to put it...

Combine this plant and weed in the same joint and you'll have the end of male workplace productivity. But we'd be the happiest guys in the world.